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'Mad Pooper' wanted by Colorado Springs police
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (KKTV) - The Budde family says it doesn't know how it came to this.
The Colorado Springs family has spent weeks trying to get a mystery woman they've dubbed "The Mad Pooper" to stop defecating in their neighborhood, right outside their house.
Cathy Budde says her kids caught her first mid-squat, pants down and unashamed.
"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like ... 'are you serious?'" Budde recalled. "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'"
The family says it was just the first time it actually caught the runner doing it, but it wouldn't be the last. Budde estimates the runner leaves behind human waste at least once a week. She says "The Mad Pooper" has been at it for the last seven weeks.
http://www.wbay.com/content/news/Mad-Pooper-wanted-by-Colorado-Springs-police-445687083.html
fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,148 posts)I would soil myself before I would drop my pants and take a dump in public. I bet she is running in the morning before having a BM. She needs to drink coffee. That will get things moving so she xan take care of bidness before she starts her run.
padfun
(1,786 posts)/snark