A Trump Rally in Alabama is basically Deliverance turned into an infomercial

[Snake Plissken]

With the Keebler Elf playing dueling banjos off in the distance

[AJT]

1. How big of a hee haw crowd turned out?

[DK504]

2. Exactly. Wondering how they just packed the hall with all 12 people.

[guillaumeb]

5. Mirrors on the walls.

Makes a small crowd look much larger.

[House of Roberts]

3. I can hear the banjos already.

I'm at work, else I'd see what kind of opposition rally is happening in Big Spring Park.

[ProudLib72]

4. He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?

So maybe it's an infomercial for a new brand of toothpaste?