When I Get Raptured, Who Will Take Care of My Dogs?

[ProudLib72]

Now I'm beginning to worry! They are laying down at my feet, confident in the knowledge that I am there to take care of them. I'm a good dog owner, but who will take them when I'm gone? Anyone left behind will be a bad person and, therefore, a bad dog owner. If only I could believe in a doggie Heaven, I would be less anxious. But then, are my dogs good enough to make it into doggie Heaven? Does someone know if doggie rapture is today as well? Who schedules all the different raptures? I NEED ANSWERS!!!

[tazkcmo]

1. They'll be there before you.

After all, the Rapture is part of their grand scheme to enslave us all. Good doggy my ass!

[kydo]

2. Dogs go up too. Cats I don't know.

Dog=God So of course they get in past saint peter and his pearly gates, no problem.

Cat=Tac So, it won't be as easy. And all those cats that chilled with witches. Oh and Socks had email issues, wait when the Clinton's brought their cat to the White House did they have email then? Probably. So Socks committed double sin, used AOL, which is so not a secure email server, and was the Clinton's pet.


Ps. I love cats. I am not anti-cat. I have more cats then dogs.

[yallerdawg]

3. "After the Rapture Pet Care"

Hire all the atheists you can! They'll be sticking around - for sure!

http://aftertherapturepetcare.com/

[ProudLib72]

21. You see, I'm not alone in my concern!

This is serious business.

[yallerdawg]

23. "Pascal's Wager."

We can bet none of this will happen - and if it does - whoa!

Or we can bet it just might happen - what would we lose if it didn't? Not much.

So, if you're one to hedge your bets a little...you might make friends with a pet-loving atheist!

[Shrike47]

4. I thought the Earth was being hit by another planet, which would kill everything.

You and the dogs go together.

I was thinking we could see anything that big before it hits us, but we have a heavy overcast this morning so it'll just be whamo.

[csziggy]

14. No, no, no! The other planet will miss us - it's their star that will hit the Earth!

[longship]

33. A fairly good flick.

The book wasn't bad either, however I was in Junior High School when I read it. So, I couldn't vouch for it now, some 55 years later.

But I like that film.

When Worlds Collide (Wiki)

[csziggy]

35. I just watched it the other day - it holds up pretty good

But then I love even bad 1950s science fiction films. I also read the book and the sequel but haven't for at least fifty years.

My husband is helping a friend who recently lost his wife clean out their apartment. One of the things he found and was given is a copy of When World Collide. The other DVD he got was This Island Earth - and even better movie!

[longship]

36. Oh my! "This Island Earth"

Indeed, a rather great film.
Trailer:

The sequel book to When Worlds Collide was, IIRC, After Worlds Collide. They were written in 1933 and 1934. Pretty good SciFi given that.

[Orrex]

37. There's a remarkable... uniformity to the candidates chosen to populate the new world.

Hmm...

[longship]

40. Yup! 1950's! nt

[marylandblue]

5. Dogs are better than people

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If the choice was between people getting into heaven and dogs, then your dog would get in and you wouldn't. So maybe your dog is asking, "who will take care of you when I'm gone?"

[Stallion]

7. Giggle

Touche

[PJMcK]

6. There are insurance policies for pets left behind

Here are a couple of websites to check out.

http://aftertherapturepetcare.com

https://www.families.com/blog/rapture-insurance-policies-are-still-valid

In any event, it seems silly to me.

[Stallion]

10. What a scam

a fool and his money are soon parted

[alphafemale]

16. Scam

Wish I would have thought of this.

[3catwoman3]

20. I am never sure whether to feel...

...sorry for or scornful of people who fall for this kind of BS.

[democratisphere]

8. Have you willed all of your worldly possessions (including all bank

accounts) to your dogs? If so, I will be over within the hour to pick them up. I will not be affected by the rapture, as I am a pagan.

[whathehell]

9. One of the Left Behind..

[louis-t]

11. I read it as 'ruptured'.

Silly me.

[L. Coyote]

12. Who will save my work on the computer?

I know I'm going to be sitting at God's right hand, guess I could just ask her to do it.

[ProudLib72]

24. You'd better be using a Mac

God hates PCs.

[L. Coyote]

28. I know She does.

That's why I'm on an iMac 2560 wide screen. Nice machine, not nothing compares to the rapture, I'm sure.

[ProudLib72]

30. Whew! That was close

You have made good life choices, my friend, and you are guaranteed to be raptured.

[Binkie The Clown]

13. And who will water my indoor plants?

Oh, the horror of it. Leaves turning brown and falling off on the floor.

On the floor?! Oh no! Who's going to vacuum my floors?

This is far worse than I realized, and getting even worse all the time.

[tblue37]

15. Here ya go:

http://aftertherapturepetcare.com

After the Rapture Pet Care company!

[NCjack]

17. You can forget the rapture! The televangelists and RW preachers overworked

and wrecked that deal. Jesus isn't taking any Americans, who are now the dis-chosen people. Only the non-human animals are going and that includes skunks and snakes.

[DavidDvorkin]

18. What if your pets get raptured, but you don't?

You'll need new pets, but the only ones available will all be evil!

[ProudLib72]

22. At that point, I'm going with sock puppets! nt

[DavidDvorkin]

31. A safe bet.

[OriginalGeek]

32. Sooooo

Cats then.

[ProudLib72]

34. I had a nice cat once

She was a calico, and most calicos are nice. But she got worms. She left little pieces of "rice" wherever she sat. So if you have a nice cat with evil worms, what happens? Does the cat get raptured and leave the worms behind, or does the cat not get raptured until she is dewormed? What if you are having her dewormed while the rapture is happening? Can rapture be delayed under certain circumstances?

I'm just asking for the cat people. I don't have a cat anymore.

[hlthe2b]

19. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ― Will Rogers

enough said...

[smirkymonkey]

25. I will. I am pretty sure I am not getting raptured.

[Fresh_Start]

26. someone sells that service, so you don't need to worry about your pets

http://aftertherapturepetcare.com/

this is not me and I am NOT recommending this in anyway but just another reminder that there is always a conman out there ready to make a buck

[JanetLovesObama]

27. What time is this "rapture" supposed to hit?

I am taking my six cats with me. Leaving my husbands two dogs here. Dogs are a pain in the ass.

[ProudLib72]

29. I took them on a walk to say goodbye

They didn't get it, though. Mostly, they just sniffed other dogs' butts.

[Orrex]

38. Is there some form that I can sign to opt out of being raptured

Probably wouldn't make the cut anyway, but how can I be sure?

[MoonRiver]

39. Yikes, I never thought about that!

My little doggie just can't be left alone here with all those sinners!

Are we allowed to refuse rapture if our fur babies can't come with us?

[Orrex]

41. What religion are dogs? Probably Seventh Day Adventist

Of course, that's the equivalent of One Day Adventist in human days.