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struggle4progress

(118,268 posts)
Sat Sep 30, 2017, 10:43 PM Sep 2017

Everyone is listening to Our President's wise words

We have been having good discussions at the diner. Or even very very good. On Monday it was about flying saucers, except when Flo brought the coffee she said she could show us some flying saucers if we didn't want to look at the menu. I like Flo only sometimes she doesn't always talk sense. But then the next day Flo showed me where she put the NO TRANSISTORS poster by the bathroom door until somebody took it down before I came. And also she bought me a red MAGAT hat so I would have something to wear to church just in case because she is a good person.

But the big news we heard this week was all about Maria and Rico, who are not together anymore. Rico is saying Maria trashed their place and then left. But with names like Rico and Maria, how would you know who to believe? Some people say Rico is American, so there is that to think about. Anyway it is lucky for us Our President has told us already that it was all Rico's fault so we do not have to think about it anymore but we can still gossip about it. So we talked about that Our President could be going to visit Rico soon. Some people think Our President should have gone while Maria was still there but Malaria did not want him to get blown. Other people think it is a big bunch of hot air. I have not seen anything about it on TV but Flo says Maria ruined their golf course. But, of course, Rico should not have let Maria do that

Now is a good time to listen to Our President's wise words so we can know who to blame

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Everyone is listening to Our President's wise words (Original Post) struggle4progress Sep 2017 OP
that post makes absolutely no sense. chillfactor Sep 2017 #1
Brilliant post. pangaia Sep 2017 #2
You are too kind struggle4progress Oct 2017 #5
This message was self-deleted by its author Skittles Sep 2017 #3
I love it, but don't understand all of it. Ilsa Sep 2017 #4
Gotta say, that was a great speech... UTUSN Oct 2017 #6

pangaia

(24,324 posts)
2. Brilliant post.
Sat Sep 30, 2017, 10:59 PM
Sep 2017

Last edited Sun Oct 1, 2017, 11:30 AM - Edit history (1)

So different from your usual work.

I'd certainly like to see more.

On edit:
Opps I didn't mean that to sound like your usual posts aren't brilliant also.

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UTUSN

(70,671 posts)
6. Gotta say, that was a great speech...
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 01:41 PM
Oct 2017

I mean, as soon as I changed the channel to watch Steve WILKOS and Jerry SPRINGER!1

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