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kpete

(71,984 posts)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 09:18 AM Oct 2017

Michael Che became president tonight.

VIDEO:




Michael Che had even harsher words about Trump’s Twitter attacks on San Juan’s mayor, who the president said “was very complimentary only a few days ago” and “has now been told by the Democrats that you must be nasty to Trump.”

“Oh really, Donald? You bitch,” Che responded. “Was she nasty to you? How nasty? Are you shaking? Do you want to smoke a Virginia Slim until your hand stops moving?

“This isn’t a complicated issue, man, it’s hurricane relief,” he continued. “You just did this very same thing for white people, twice. So, tell Melania to put on her flood heels, get some bottled water, some food, pack up some extra Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl T-shirts and write them a check with our money, you cheap cracker!”

“In one month you have mishandled Puerto Rico, DACA, the NFL,” Che concluded. “It’s like when anybody darker than your golf pants has a problem you’re thinking, how can I make this worse?”

http://www.thedailybeast.com/snls-michael-che-calls-trump-a-cheap-cracker-over-puerto-rico-response




and then these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=289&v=7e4vFMJmBIc
https://politicalwire.com/2017/10/01/snl-is-back/
http://www.thedailybeast.com/snl-premiere-trump-attacks-san-juans-mayor-bungles-puerto-rico-crisis
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Michael Che became president tonight. (Original Post) kpete Oct 2017 OP
Love it! femmocrat Oct 2017 #1
Brilliant. dalton99a Oct 2017 #2
Cracker. Lol tymorial Oct 2017 #3
Wow! MuseRider Oct 2017 #4
SNL was great this week Gothmog Oct 2017 #5
"Its like when anybody darker than your golf pants has a problem..." SunSeeker Oct 2017 #6
Michael Che. roamer65 Oct 2017 #7
'When anybody darker than your golf pants has a problem..." is a great line. Shrike47 Oct 2017 #8
K&R nt ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2017 #9
Amazing stuff BannonsLiver Oct 2017 #10
They need to watch his standup. Merlot Oct 2017 #20
That was great. PatrickforO Oct 2017 #11
Brilliant! smirkymonkey Oct 2017 #12
WELL DONE!! Lifelong Protester Oct 2017 #13
"Tell Melania to put on her flood heels." Alice11111 Oct 2017 #14
Mega ditties to "cheap cracker", rec, nt Mc Mike Oct 2017 #15
Richard Pryor fans everywhere are praying he'll bust out a "honkie" next week. nocalflea Oct 2017 #16
THAT was a righteous skit! WinkyDink Oct 2017 #17
Aah yes. Damn, I miss that man. nocalflea Oct 2017 #22
I remember that when it aired. Ilsa Oct 2017 #25
I had just seen this on youtube and montana_hazeleyes Oct 2017 #18
I ROFL'd at this! CousinIT Oct 2017 #19
That was freaking hilarious. dae Oct 2017 #21
Dont drag the Falcons into this dammit. They've suffered enough 7962 Oct 2017 #23
Oh really, Donald? You bitch. forgotmylogin Oct 2017 #24

SunSeeker

(51,550 posts)
6. "Its like when anybody darker than your golf pants has a problem..."
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 11:03 AM
Oct 2017

Yep, hit the nail on the head, Micheal.

BannonsLiver

(16,369 posts)
10. Amazing stuff
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 11:37 AM
Oct 2017

Some wet blanket in another thread tried to make the case this was the first time Che has really gone after Trump. We must live on different planets.

Alice11111

(5,730 posts)
14. "Tell Melania to put on her flood heels."
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 04:47 PM
Oct 2017

She's ready to jump with all four feet in her white pants and stilettos.

nocalflea

(1,387 posts)
22. Aah yes. Damn, I miss that man.
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 06:22 AM
Oct 2017

Loved that combination of honesty and vulnerability in him.

Thx Winky . As timely today ...

Ilsa

(61,694 posts)
25. I remember that when it aired.
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 10:13 AM
Oct 2017

Literally, "aired" on broadcast tv, something lots of young folk won't be familiar with except from textbooks.

On twitter, someone replied to the Che segment by claiming blacks have "embraced ni%%@" (not n#%%er). I asked him to please go out and use it in the presence of any black person he thinks has "embraced" it. I'm hoping someone else will educate him better than I can on this.

CousinIT

(9,239 posts)
19. I ROFL'd at this!
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 07:58 PM
Oct 2017

Well not on the floor - but I DID LOL! Then watched it AGAIN and shared it. Bwahahahaha!

forgotmylogin

(7,527 posts)
24. Oh really, Donald? You bitch.
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 09:04 AM
Oct 2017

That needs to be the opening to every comment about 45, similar to how Chevy Chase began every counterpoint with "Jane, you ignorant slut..." on the original Weekend Update.

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