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Breitbart Editor Alex Marlow: If You Want To Survive A Mass Shooting, Maybe You Should Hit The TreadmillRegarding running, which we talked a little bit about with Jonathan Gilliam and Im a little bit reluctant to use humor at this movement in time because its a dark moment but I will anyway. Those of you who listen to the show with some regularity have heard me mention that Im a horror movie fan. And one of the fun horror movie comedies thats really great over the last five or six years or so is the movie called Zombieland, where they actually put together a survival guide for how to survive the Zombie apocalypse and rule number one: cardio. Rule number one is cardio. So if you want to survive a major attack, maybe the first thing to do is hit the treadmill a little bit. Breitbart editor-in-chief Alex Marlow, speaking today on their SiriusXM channel.
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2017/10/03/breitbart-editor-chief-if-you-want-survive-major-attack-maybe-first-thing-do-hit-treadmill-little/218123
I'm assuming Marlow is referring to that totally out-of-shape veteran that died:
Or this fisherman from Alaska:
How about this young cheerleader"
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)What an insensitive idiot. There must be a place in the Trump Administration fro him.
ExciteBike66
(2,296 posts)lapfog_1
(29,189 posts)Opposing the new law legalizing silencers for guns, right?
After all, in order to put this "safety tip" about being in great shape to avoid getting killed at a mass shooting, one has to clearly HEAR the gunfire first so as to know to run from it.
Right???
(crickets)
MontanaMama
(23,294 posts)Steve Bannon could not outrun fuck all. What a jerk.
Moostache
(9,895 posts)Asshats like this are the kind of people that plot what they would do to survive a plane crash while ghoulishly delighting in the idea of hundreds of people dying around THEM.
I will volunteer to learn how to fire a gun while this fool tries to demonstrate just how to evade bullets fired indiscriminately at him.
rurallib
(62,373 posts)too bad - you should have thought about that before you became disabled.
for the humor impaired
You have to wonder how these (extreme righties) survive without a brain.
muntrv
(14,505 posts)WePurrsevere
(24,259 posts)Bullets. The average bullet travels at 2,500 feet per second (around 1,700 mph). If you reacted to the sound of the gun going off and required 0.20 seconds (twice that of the fastest Olympic sprinters) to react, then you would need to be at least 500 feet away to successfully dodge a bullet.
PA Democrat
(13,225 posts)Alex Marlow should volunteer to demonstrate.
underpants
(182,585 posts)Then don't
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)A FUCKING MOVIE.
Jeez, what an asshole.
demmiblue
(36,816 posts)Eliot Rosewater
(31,106 posts)Not all of them but many I bet.
NRA has their tentacles everywhere, including up this piece of human shit butt.
Locrian
(4,522 posts)They DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. The NRA, GOP, Breitbart, etc all the apologists don't give a SHIT about your life. They just want their money.
enough
(13,254 posts)They will never be injured or sick or out of work. Therefore, if something bad does happen to someone, it means there's something wrong with them, they are a loser. Trump believes the same thing, which is why they love him.