LEAKED TRANSCRIPT of Trump's appearance on Mike Huckabee's new TBN show, airing tonight.

[Miles Archer]

Mike Huckabee: President Trump, I would just like to say how honored I am to have you as the first guest on my new show.

Donald Trump: My pleasure, Mike. Your daughter is doing a great job in my administration.

Huckabee: Thank you for saying that, Mr. President. My wife and I am very proud of her.

Trump: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

Huckabee: Whoa.

Trump: I did try and f*ck her. She was married.

Huckabee: That’s huge news.

Trump: No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.

She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture —

I moved on her like a b*tch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony t*ts and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

Trump: Whoa! Whoa!

Huckabee: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!

[Crosstalk]

Trump: Look at you, you are a p*ssy.

[Crosstalk]

Trump: All right, you and I will walk out.

[Silence]

Trump: Maybe it’s a different one.

Huckabee: It better not be the publicist. No, it’s, it’s her, it’s —

Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Huckabee: Whatever you want.

Trump: Grab ’em by the p*ssy. You can do anything.

Huckabee: Uh, yeah, those legs, all I can see is the legs.

Trump: Oh, it looks good.

Huckabee: Come on shorty.

Trump: Ooh, nice legs, huh?

Huckabee: Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that’s good legs. Go ahead.

Trump: It’s always good if you don’t fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?

Huckabee: Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's all the time we have tonight on our show. We'd like to thank the President of the United States, Donald Trump, for being our guest.

Trump: Remember, I am running for re-election in 2020. Cast your early ballots now.

Huckabee: I'm afraid they can't do that, sir.

Trump: Well, that sucks.

Huckabee: Good night, everybody!

[PSPS]

1. LOL. You have some talent there!

[Miles Archer]

2. Thank you

[Stallion]

3. Genius