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@Limericking
There is an old fellow named Pence
Whose hobby is taking offence.
He does it some days
In gimmicky ways
As well as at public expense.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,437 posts)There is an old fellow named Pence
Whose forte is not making sense
His picture he'll show
From three years ago
And claim it is from two weeks hence.
hunter
(38,264 posts)It was a moment when I discovered he was my age.
What the hell? What kind of closet did he grow up in?
Where did they find him?
calimary
(80,693 posts)Ive read that trump wanted people around him who LOOKED the part, and the description was theyd look like they were straight out of Central Casting. I cant help but suspect that he took one look at Mike Pence and noticed that the whitest-looking white guy in America was standing before him.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Last edited Mon Oct 9, 2017, 05:38 PM - Edit history (2)
A self-righteous phony named Pence
Once posted a sign on his fence:
"Satan Can't Buy My Soul!"
Added then someone droll:
"I heard that, in your case, he rents!"
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We have a Vice-President Pence
Whose ego I've heard is immense.
So if there's a reason
To get Trump for treason,
Mike WON'T come to Donald's defense!
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)You guys are brilliant!
IamFortunesFool
(348 posts)There once was a zealot named Pence
Who sanctimoniously squints with tight lips
His face, oh so stern
As if smelling Hell burn
And he knows that's just where he fits
calimary
(80,693 posts)ailsagirl
(22,837 posts)William Seger
(10,742 posts)There is a sad fellow named Pence
whose boss is incredibly dense.
"My critics won't quit,
go stir up that shit,
and don't forget the pretense."
catbyte
(34,169 posts)catbyte
(34,169 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)camelfan
(130 posts)There once was a VP named Pence,
Who was tired of being in suspense.
Until President moron,
In Moscow, got his whore on,
Now let the impeachment commence!
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Bob Loblaw
(1,900 posts)The vice president, one Mike Pence,
'Twixt the ears it is clear is quite dense,
Dines with no one but Mother
As if there's another
Who'd cop to that sordid offense.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)The Donald picked some guy named Mike
Who hates every gay man and dyke.
Hes mad at the Colts
But not alt-right dolts
Its there he finds people to like.
TomSlick
(11,032 posts)I love me some limericks.