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President Trump Takes a Call:
"Hello, this is The Donald. What do you want?"
"Mr. President. I have bad news. The North Koreans have launched a missile and it's headed for Guam."
"Crap! Well, they'll have to wait. I have a tee time in 20 minutes and the helicopter is on the lawn."
"But, Mr. President, this is a potentially catastrophic situation."
"Well, OK, then. I'll finish up my 18 as soon as I can. By the way, do you golf, General? Maybe we can play a round."
(heard in background) "Are my clubs in the helicopter?"
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