5 New Year’s Resolutions for Republicans

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We all seem to make New Year’s resolutions, so here are a few recommended resolutions for our Republican friends:

Cry Less!

We liberals are supposed to be the bleeding hearts–the crying, whiny ones–and you conservatives are supposed to be hardened pragmatists who are tough on everything from crime to government freeloaders to dealing with terra-ists. Actually, you’re supposed to be tough on everyone but millionaires and billionaires.

Then why is it that every time I turn on the television, you’re crying about one thing or another? Either it’s John Boehner crying because he’s impressed with himself for becoming Speaker of the House, or it’s New Gingrich crying at the thought of his late mother.

There’s nothing wrong with sentimentality, but crying is for liberals.


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1. "...nothing wrong with sentimentality, but crying is for liberals."

....they're stealing our schtick, have they no shame?

....I too have noticed that more and more pukes are blubbering for the camera trying to put a warm human face on evil....some are so convincing, they deserve an Oscar....

....these rich corporate sponsored thugs would just as soon put a shiv in you as help you, we all know that....but that doesn't stop them from trying to blow smoke up the ass of the weary public....what a country....