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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBREAKING: Trump Issues "In Perpetuity" Pardons For All Trump Children (Except Tiffany)
Breaking news...no link yet.On a break between rounds of golf at his Virginia golf course on Saturday, President Donald Trump issued "in perpetuity" pardons for his children Donald Jr, Eric, Ivanka, and Barron. Trump wore a broad grin as he informed the press that "They didn't do it, they're not going to do it, but if they do, I've got them covered. The news took many by surprise at arrived on the heels of revelations that Ivanka Trump left the family foundation off of her federal disclosure forms.
The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines "in perpetuity" as "forever, forevermore, permanently, for always, for good, perpetually, for ever and ever, for all time, until the end of time, until hell freezes over, eternally, for eternity, everlastingly."
When asked why Tiffany was not included on his list of pardons, Trump replied "Tiffany who?"
When asked to comment, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly told reporters that it was a fair, just, Constitutional and Presidential decision. "This president cares about one thing only, making America great again, and comforting grieving war widows. Wait. That's two things. He only cares about two things."
Barron Trump could not be reached for comment.
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BREAKING: Trump Issues "In Perpetuity" Pardons For All Trump Children (Except Tiffany) (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Oct 2017
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I am a conservative voter and I support my candidate even if he decimates the constitution
Eliot Rosewater
Oct 2017
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Eliot Rosewater
(31,106 posts)1. I am a conservative voter and I support my candidate even if he decimates the constitution
and the country, as long as it is a white he doing it.
that about says it all
spanone
(135,795 posts)2. lock. his. sorry. ass. up.
again, kelly is trump's stooge.
highplainsdem
(48,921 posts)3. LOL! Great satire! I thought at first this was Borowitz or The Onion,
but when I googled a quote from your "article" I just found your thread.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)4. Look, we already know people are gullible
ATL Ebony
(1,097 posts)5. Gave me palpatations that went off the chart!