A blast from the past! . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("Move Over, P.T. Barnum, I've got one more act!" ) O'Reilly is saying: "Listen, the fact that the out-of-court settlement for sexual harassment was for 32 million dollars, doesn't mean a damned thing. . . . Zero. . . . Zilch. . . . Nada over nada in no time! . . . That's simply how much I value my good name. That's all it means. . . . Why's that so hard to believe?"

[malaise]

1. I have zero credibility

just like my former employers FOX

[CurtEastPoint]

2. But wasn't he just rehired for a gazillion bucks?

[malaise]

3. Rehired and then fired because the advertisers

pulled out.

[underpants]

4. Money comes in, money goes out. Who knows how it works?

[left-of-center2012]

5. "I taught Trump how to make these finger circles"

[skip fox]

6. B.O. continues:

"Look, I just tweaked them a little bit. . . . That's not like touching them, . . . not really."