How the eff is someone biblically qualified to be President?!?!

[one_voice]

[provis99]

1. If the candidate can sacrifice a goat properly,

they are a good fit to be a biblical president. Also helps if you have multiple wives and a few slaves, too.

[southernyankeebelle]

2. Well Mitts in.

[demosincebirth]

11. Book of Morman is what they read.

[Angry Dragon]

3. If they promise to move the world back 2000 years

then they are good to go

It also depends on which bible you and they are reading

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. They bring with them the classic biblical plagues and punishments.

[mysuzuki2]

5. if their ideas of morality is still stuck in the bronze age, they're in!

[DeathToTheOil]

6. Is there a quote?

If so, I missed it.

[LiberalAndProud]

7. Context?

[one_voice]

8. Poster from her campaign hq...

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39695_Michele_Bachmann_%28R-Mars%29-_Biblically_Qualified_to_Be_President

http://yfrog.com/oe6njaj

http://twitter.com/thegarance

[Bolo Boffin]

15. Oh, my.

Religious test for office, anyone?

[dimbear]

9. The important thing is to be like Moses, born in Africa. I'm going with the Kenyan. n/t

[LiberalAndProud]

10. Did you see this?

http://www.siouxcityjournal.com/news/local/group-bachmann-biblically-qualified-to-be-president/article_18b3d9d4-4aed-52b0-976d-e6f3dbb0c37f.html

Group: Bachmann 'biblically qualified' to be president

Calling Bachmann "biblically qualified" to be president at a Statehouse news conference Tuesday, former state Rep. Danny Carroll of Grinnell, Iowa, said the group is calling on Christians in Iowa to back Bachmann's candidacy.

"She is capable. She is trustworthy. She fears God, and she hates dishonest gain," said Carroll, who was surrounded by a dozen members of the endorsing group he described as "Iowa faith leaders and pastors."

-snip-

"The Bible says we are to choose those who are men of truth, who hate covetousness and fear God," he said. "I believe that (Bachmann) is guided by principles, not political calculations. I believe that the leader of our nation has to be a person who will always tell the truth and do the right thing."

Carroll said Bachmann isn't necessarily the only biblically qualified candidate in the field but she "best meets" the qualifications.

I guess she liked the sound of that?

And this just never gets old.

[one_voice]

13. No. I hadn't seen that...

thanks for the link!

[deucemagnet]

12. Old Testament or New?

The 'pubs seem to like the old.

[azurnoir]

14. well selected parts anyway n/t

[kdmorris]

16. This is hilarious

So... Bible says that women should submit to their husbands. MB is asked about this and says that no, her husband would not be the president, she would not submit to him in those matters.

Ergo... she won't submit, the Bible says she should... how is that biblical in any way?

Hypocrites...the whole lot of them.

[csziggy]

17. Being delusional while ignoring the Constitution

[XemaSab]

18. According to the hardcore fundies

women are NEVER biblically qualified to rule over men.

[DCKit]

19. Michelle, middle name "Lillith" Bachman....

Does she even know what she's running for?

Same goes for half the guys. How fuckin' arrogant that any of them think they're qualified.