Breaking: A Truck from The Mattress Factory Is at White House Loading Dock

[MineralMan]

They're going to the mattresses over there!

[marylandblue]

1. I heard it was because the old mattresses are soaked with pee.

[MineralMan]

2. That's another theory.

Maybe it's a combination of both.

[RKP5637]

3. Donnie broke through the padded room to get to his tweeter! n/t

[PearliePoo2]

4. And in line waiting their turn at the dock is the delivery truck from Kimberly-Clark!

The owner of the 'Depend', the leading brand of adult incontinence garments!

[MineralMan]

5. Those will certainly be needed, and in quantity.

[Docreed2003]

6. Also heard the mattresses were the type for toddlers

You know, the ones covered in a protective layer for “accidents”....lol

[SummerSnow]

7. Trump sat on Melanias bed and she wants a new one

[underpants]

8. Uh oh. I hope Jared doesn't "go against the family" 😵

Enjoy
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029760642

[cwydro]

9. Lol!

You’re in fine form today!

[tavernier]

12. I think we are all a little giddy.

Feels good after months of anger and frustration.

[malaise]

10. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[monmouth4]

11. Greatest thread evah!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. White House sources will not confirm the receipt of a fish wrapped in newspaper. nt