Excited Crowd Outside Muellers Office Awaits First Arrest

[nycbos]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A crowd estimated in the hundreds of thousands has gathered outside the office of Robert Mueller in eager anticipation of the special counsel’s first arrest in the Russia probe.
Minutes after news was leaked that charges had been filed, Americans from across the country descended on Mueller’s office to witness firsthand what many called the beginning of the end of the nightmare.

“I can’t believe this day has finally come,” Carol Foyler, who drove from North Carolina, said. “My husband is having surgery today, but I didn’t want to miss this.”
Although the gathering has been largely peaceful, isolated arguments have erupted over which member of Trump’s circle the attendees would like Mueller to arrest first.

A faction shouting “Don, Jr.” started pushing and shoving another group chanting “Jared” before police intervened.


https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/excited-crowd-outside-muellers-office-awaits-first-arrest

[louis-t]

1. "My husband is having surgery today"......

This is one time I was actually disappointed this is Borowitz.

[Buns_of_Fire]

2. I understand street vendors are doing a brisk business.

Russian flags with the name of their favorite antagonist ($7.95), and larger Russian flags with just a gold "T" on them ($12.95). All available supplies of popcorn sold out within the first hour.

[nocalflea]

3. Where is Mueller's office. DOJ ? FBI ?

Make this a reality America.