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Norbert

(6,038 posts)
Mon Oct 30, 2017, 02:15 AM Oct 2017

Bob Mueller's Back

Hope we are hearing some much needed good news today.

In the meantime here is something I put together to the tune My Boyfriend's Back.

Bob Mueller's Back

He went away and you hung around
And bothered us for a year
And I wouldn’t be conned by you
You said things that weren’t very nice.

Bob Mueller’s back and there’s gonna be trouble
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back
You see him comin’ better cut out on the double
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back
You’re Always on Twitter saying things that aren’t true
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back
Sealed indictments now and he’s coming after you
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back

Russian help that you been buyin’
Mueller knows that you’ve been lyin’

He’s been gone for such a long time
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back
Now he’s back and things will be fine
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back
You’re gonna be sorry cuz he’ll take you apart
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back
Cuz he’s an ex-Marine and he’s awfully smart
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back

Hey, he knows that you’ve been cheatin’
And he knows that you’ve been Tweetin’
What makes you think we’d believe all your lies
You’re a small man now still he’ll cut you down to size
Wait and see

Bob Mueller’s back he’s gonna save this great nation
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back
I hope it ends up with your incarceration
Hey-la-day-la Bob Mueller’s back

Yeah, Bob Mueller’s back
Look out now, yeah Bob Mueller’s back
Oh I can see him comin’ so you better get a runnin’
Alright now
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Bob Mueller’s back now
I know he’s comin’ after you
And all your racist alt-right crew now.

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Bob Mueller's Back (Original Post) Norbert Oct 2017 OP
Good. He needs some support now. The Repubs are viciously Alice11111 Oct 2017 #1
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