Kudos to the journalists ...

[NanceGreggs]

... who sit through Sarah "Baghdad Barbie" Sanders' press conferences without and

Today must have been especially difficult to get through without

[spiderpig]

1. Shoot, I was at home watching it on TV and I wanted to

[Honeycombe8]

2. Yes! They gave their analysis and thoughts afterwards...

but kept a straight face during the part of the conference I saw.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Yes! And also without:

!!

[DonCoquixote]

4. if I was to make a joke about her appearance

I would rightly be considered sexist, fortunately, Sarah makes it very clear that here in internal features are probably uglier than any external ones. That means vows to make a joke about how she is like a design that was rejected for Jabba the Hutt, I am talking about the way she thinks, not the way she looks.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. It must be tough to keep a straight face.

That woman is positively the worst liar to ever face them.