Breaking: Donald Trump to Plead Not Guilty by Reason of Mental Defect

[MineralMan]

That's what I'm hearing, anyhow.

[Girard442]

1. Catch-22. If he wants out of this s**tstorm, it proves he's sane.

[pangaia]

2. I heard the same thing. On the intertubes.

Also at the gas station and the check-out line at Lowe's.

Everybody is talking about it.

[MineralMan]

3. I know. It must be true, based

on all that evidence. The Interwebs never lie.

[ProudLib72]

4. That's what my dogs were telling me this morning

They had heard it from the squirrels who had heard it from a little bird.

[MineralMan]

5. Dogs always tell the truth as they know it.

It's always the cat that tips over the kitchen trash can after opening the cabinet door. My beagle/basset says so, and he'd never lie to me. I look at him and say "Dude?" Then he turns and looks at the kitty.