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By Andy Borowitz
11:35 A.M.
Photo by Juana Arias / The Washington Post / Getty
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Calling it a story too hot for the other cable-news networks to handle, Fox News Channel announced on Tuesday that it would begin airing twenty-four-hour coverage of Bill Clintons 199899 impeachment.
Fox anchor Sean Hannity announced the programming change, telling viewers that Fox would devote all its resources to reporting the Clinton impeachment to the exclusion of all other news stories.
This story has everything: sex, lies, and misdeeds at the highest levels of our government, Hannity said. We are planning to flood the zone to bring it to you.
Calling it the story Bill and Hillary Clinton dont want you to hear, Hannity said Fox would be unstinting in its effort to get to the bottom of the impeachment.
For years, this hushed-up chapter of our history has been shrouded in silence, Hannity said. That silence ends today.
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monmouth4
(9,694 posts)tanyev
(42,552 posts)From what, I dont know, but it really, really, GRR! needs to be done.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)Are they going to report also in this coverage that at some point Clinton admitted it and apologized? Something their vile ruler would NEVER do?