Used Presidency For Sale

[NanceGreggs]

Used Presidency For Sale

Condition: The ultimate fixer-upper! Needs lots of work, but could be brought back to its former glory by a Democrat with refurbishing skills.

Included in purchase:

Totally incompetent Cabinet members, advisors, and appointees.*
Framed photos of current owner’s inauguration crowd of 273,000,000 attendees.
Storage units containing lies, deception, criminal activity and assorted covfefe.
Rolodex with private phone numbers/email addresses of Russian oligarchs.
Boxes of best words, best people, best memory, best deals, best IQ, best poll numbers.
Various HRC paraphernalia, including voodoo dolls, dartboard, rifle targets, etc.
Collection of “daily briefings” (some already coloured-in with Crayolas).
Two dozen refrigerators fully stocked with KFC and ice cream.
One fake Renoir painting.

(* Present stock may be depleted before final closing, due to pending indictments.)

Additional info: Current occupant reluctant to leave, but owners (GOP Inc.) becoming more and more motivated by volatile market conditions.

This pResidency is presently valued at $0.20 – no serious offer refused! Could well be sold for up to 50% over asking price!

[grantcart]

1. Listening to a Huckabee Press Conference will cost you a Migrane Headache

Listening to Trump lying about a New York Senator = Nausea

Watching RW sycophants vying to be the stupidest loyalist on TV = Makes you unpack your Passport

Watching Republican legislators slip out the back jack = Causes you to be nostalgic about the President we had 11 months ago.


Reading Nance Greggs getting it right on again = Priceless.

[Xipe Totec]

2. Not used, rented

In the lesser known sense of the word...


Well, maybe both senses of the word.

[panader0]

3. Unused---no accomplishments.

Except extraordinary incompetence. With a tinge of evil.
Make that more than a tinge.

[Kleveland]

4. Pre-owned...

As in Putin.

[Kath2]

5. We need a buyer now.

A Democratic Progressive buyer.

[burrowowl]

6. Good one Nance!

[L. Coyote]

7. Current Presidency for sale, make huge donations, get 1000x return in tax breaks.

We'll create a huge deficit so you can earn interest on your tax break money for the next 20 years, guaranteed!

[Gothmog]

8. Great post