"A warm bucket of p*ss for your thoughts." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Why do I smell rubber burning every time I try to think?" ) Trump is thinking: "Let's see, I could fire Sessions and say it was because Congress had lost confidence in him. . . . But that would still leave Rosenstein between me and Mueller. . . . Or I could try to keep everyone's loyalty by issuing blanket pardons for anyone involved in this mess now or in the future. . . . But then they'd have to talk and could go to jail for lying. . . . Or I could fire the entire F.B.I for not investigating Hillary, . . . but then some people would probably pretend to get upset. . . . Geez, I've got to think of something soon! . . . It's already Friday and in a few short hours, it'll be afternoon."

[FM123]

1. Oh no....

"I wonder if anyone notices that little trickle of sweat forming just above my upper lip"

[world wide wally]

2. And that is pretty close to Trumps thought process.

Instead of analyzing all the angles of a situation, he analyzes all the angles of the lie he will tell about it.

[skip fox]

3. Trump is thinking:

"A day-and-a-half without Twitter when I'm in China? . . . They can't e serious. . . . I know, I'll e-mail my Tweets to Stephen Miller and he'll put them out with #DT. . . . Yeah, he'd be perfect. He's got a great head on his shoulders. He'll make sure only the best gets out."

[Thor_MN]

4. KFC Chicken... With a side of Big Macs, and 5, no 6 cans of Diet Coke.

[smirkymonkey]

5. Every time I see his ugly face I just want to...

no, never mind. I can't say it. It's illegal.

[GallopingGhost]

6. Deer Santa,

I have been a good boy, mostly. OK, I did draw whiskers on the portrait of George Washington, but I'm a better president than he was so he deserved it.

Please bring me a big shiny red truck with very very very big wheels. Make it very fast and go VROOM VROOM VROOM.

I also want an Ivanka doll, chocolate gold coins, a war and lots of ice cream.

Your fiend, Donnie.

[skip fox]

7. D.T. continues:

"And please make that Ivanka doll anatomically correct, okay?"

[GallopingGhost]

8. Zing!

[skip fox]

9. Your list was fantastic.

I just added a small grace note.

[GallopingGhost]

10. That's ok;

wish I'd thought to add that!

I love the caption threads because of the replies, but I never fail to laugh out loud at the names you give the subject. Donald (Why do I smell rubber burning every time I try to think?) Trump?

[ProudLib72]

11. While I'm away in Asia

I just let this Donna Brazile thing continue to ruin the Democrats. No need to tweet. My thumbies were getting tired!