How many people did god heal on today's 700 Club?

[brooklynite]

Since he took the weekend off, he must have been refreshed and ready...

http://www1.cbn.com/video/ZP106v1/stage-iv-cancer-healed

http://www1.cbn.com/video/miraculously-healed-while-reading-the-bible

http://www1.cbn.com/video/bring-it-on-line-praying-for-healing

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. Or sharpen His Golfing skills perhaps????

Not.

[rurallib]

2. when I google for more stories on these miracles they only seem to be reported

on christian website.
Why oh why does the secular press deny us these stories????

Fake News! Fake News secular press!!!!



do i need this?

[Bradshaw3]

3. It's not Pat's fault

He is getting old and wasn't squinting hard enough. When he squints harder, that is when the miracles start flowing.

[MindPilot]

4. God is an internist.

He can only heal things like cancer and IBS.

Busted up in a car crash or got in the way of a bullet? Not in God's wheelhouse.

[anneboleyn]

7. Yep. Never heals amputees. Of course the holy rollers ignore amputees in their claims about healing

It's always stuff that we can't see -- but amputees or children with severe birth defects, etc forget it. God doesn't do those for whatever reason -- I'm sure Pat has some moronic "explanation"

[sarcasmo]

5. How many tax free dollars did the 700 club rake in today?

[cloudbase]

6. Nobody gets healed

until the check clears.