Fake news a good guy with a gun ordering breakfast at diner

[TEB]

Can I get a good human with remote to at least lower the volume or turn the channel morons.

[HAB911]

1. TV-B-Gone Universal Remote Control

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[Glamrock]

2. My condolences TEB!

You can download Peel Remote to your phone.....