Praise the Lord!

[brooklynite]

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[Liberal Jesus Freak]

1. Wow.

No words. Just...no words

[Motley13]

2. Mary was a virgin & had a virgin birth, REMEMBER???

you religious creeps?????

[malaise]

8. I once asked my very Catholic mother how she would react if I came home

and told her I was a pregnant virgin. She told me she'd demand the name of the boy. Even shehad a limit for BS.

[blueinredohio]

3. As far as that goes I don't know how old either of them were but that was an immaculate

conception no fooling molestation involved

[50 Shades Of Blue]

5. It was a virgin birth.

Immaculate Conception means Marty was born without original sin on her soul.

Disclaimer: I don't believe any of this but it's what I was taught in Catholic school.

[milestogo]

13. Who is Marty?

[50 Shades Of Blue]

17. Oops!

[panader0]

4. So the Lord took liberties with Mary when she was underaged?

This kind of shit is why I'm an atheist.

[Siwsan]

6. No doubt an ecclesiastical groin muscle was pulled, with that amazing stretch!!!

[sunonmars]

7. Never want to hear them push "VALUES" ever again because i will ram this down their throat.

[SunSeeker]

9. Could you imagine what the right would do if a Dem called Joseph a pedophile?

And yet this Republican douchebag is doing just that.

Worse, he is suggesting the Bible supports pedophiles, and that Jesus was the result of a union of a child and a pedophile.

You can't make this shit up.

[GulfCoast66]

16. I think he just called god a pedo

[SunSeeker]

18. Oy. You're right.

[Sneederbunk]

10. Waiting to hear from Kim Davis on this.

[CakeGrrl]

11. There's NOTHING these hypocrites won't excuse for one of 'their own'. -nt

[nycbos]

12. If I believed in hell this guy would be going there.

[Motley13]

15. I believe in hell on earth, let's hope some of these hypocrites experience

it

[standingtall]

14. Yes it was a virgin birth

also Mary was believed to be about 18 or 19 not 14.