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laserhaas

(7,805 posts) Fri Nov 10, 2017, 02:31 PM Nov 2017

Friday Humor

Last edited Fri Nov 10, 2017, 07:00 PM - Edit history (2)

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GUY on the plane, says to 10 year old girl...
"You're reading a bible, on a plane - you know that is fiction - right? There is no heaven, he'll, intelligent design or anyone else than us, in the Universe?"

GIRL - "Let me ask you you a question"?

GUY - "Okay"

GIRL - "A deer poops pellets, a cow pies, and an elephant piles - do you know why that is"?

GUY - "Nope, I have no idea"

GIRL - "If you don't know shit - how could you possibly explain the heavens"?

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