If America was a body, Alabama would be the

[shockey80]

asshole.

[milestogo]

1. genital wart.

[Initech]

2. And it's right next to Florida, America's penis.

[Blue_Adept]

3. I was rather hoping for...

[Dennis Donovan]

4. Back in the day, we had an awesome Alabaman...

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Her DU name was Ava. She was 16 and such a bright point during the double aughts here. Alabama has its issues, but not everyone there is an asshole.

[TheBlackAdder]

5. A vestigial organ. Something that hasn't evolved and is slowly losing any beneficial purpose.

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https://www.livescience.com/21513-vestigial-organs.html

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[DBoon]

6. an infected appendage that is useless but threatens the life of the organism

Think MRSA or gangrene

Until the good people of Alabama fight to control and eliminate the infection, it continues to harm not just itself but everyone else in the country.

[Nitram]

7. No, Alabama would be something totally useless. Like a belly button.

Or a pimple.

[lunatica]

8. An infected ingrown toenail

[kydo]

9. It's appendix. No body knows why its there and we get along fine when removed.

In other words, it serves no real purpose.

[shockey80]

10. Initech

lol. Alabama is the asshole and Florida is the prick. Georgia must be the nut bag.

[ProudLib72]

15. Georgia

THE TAINT STATE

I expect to see this on license plates soon.

[sharp_stick]

11. I use the following when discussing people

like Moore. He's a polyp on the colon of humanity. Recently Jack (piece of shit) Posobiec blocked me because I called him that. I was quite proud.

[FreeStateDemocrat]

12. the cancer that needs to be excised immediately.

[ThoughtCriminal]

13. Half the state will vote against Moore

Whether it's a little over half or a little under half will shape how Alabama is viewed by the rest of the world for years to come.

That he is even being considered by anyone as fit for public office, however, brings back memories of my native state during George Wallace's "Segregation Forever" years.

[alittlelark]

14. I had to live in Montgomory, AL twice

3rd grade and right outta college.... I always call it the armpit of the country.

[raccoon]

16. Why are you poor mouthing one state becauae of some idiots in the state?

Why are you poor mouthing one state because of some idiots in the state?

Every state has plenty of idiots. Look who Montana elected. that thug who beat up the reporter. And there are plenty of other examples.

Sometime some of you guys make it hard for a southerner to stay here.