5 Common Household Items That Are More Intelligent Than Donald Trump

[syringis]

When your president is a bumbling buffoon who insists on proving that he is a bumbling buffoon on a daily basis, eventually even the people you think would be on his side will get tired of pretending that he is anything but an idiot and will start openly remarking on his idiocy.

Such is the case of national security adviser H.R. McMaster, who BuzzFeed reports mocked Trump’s intelligence during a dinner with Oracle CEO Safra Catz in July. Sources told BuzzFeed that McMaster referred to Trump as both an “idiot” and a “dope,” and said he had the intelligence of a “kindergartner.”

I personally find that last part unfairly insulting to kindergartners everywhere. I’m very sure there are kindergartners who are actually smarter than Donald Trump. There are certainly kindergartners who are more capable than our president of expressing their emotions in a constructive way.

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[JHB]

1. Dust bunnies

[Bob Loblaw]

2. Skid marks

nt

[Cary]

3. A bag of hammers

[trusty elf]

6. Hail to the Chief !

[syringis]

7. Thank you Trusty Elf

I did not like the reply too but did not know how to answer.

Yours is perfect.

[trusty elf]

16. I looked at "name removed" 's profile

and it say he was a member since 2003!

He's a bit like a cicada that lives underground for years, then briefly appears, only to quickly perish.

dedicated to "name removed" :

[syringis]

17. I have noticed that for each "name removed" all members from 2003

I looked at the name before it was removed, he or she signed in today.

I think it is a technical bug.

[trusty elf]

19. ah, ok!

that explains it!

[mnmoderatedem]

5. I'd add my toilet scrub brush

I think trump uses it to comb his hair.

[smirkymonkey]

15. That would explain the lovely urine-tinted color of his hair.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

9. Pet Rocks. n/t

[SummerSnow]

10. mouse traps, the sticky ones

[crazycatlady]

13. there's another kind of mousetrap that is much more intelligent and superior

And should trump try to grab them, they have claws and teeth.

[lastlib]

11. sponges,,,

[sarge43]

12. Smart phones. They can communicate in complete sentences.

Plus, they can be shut off.

[Ilsa]

14. Dishwasher detergent pods.

Manual can openers are more useful than drumpf. Toasters.

[NRaleighLiberal]

20. a light bulb (much brighter).