Will Trump pardon the turkey today?

[Kilgore]

Or will it be dinner?

Presidents have gone both ways historically.

My money is that he will dress it up like Kim Jon Un and execute it.

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[lpbk2713]

1. Depends on how much bread the trurkey can come up with.

After that it should be all gravy.

[Kilgore]

5. Bravo!!

[FBaggins]

2. He'll pardon the turkey and all other turkeys

Replacing the traditional meal with Trump steaks

[underpants]

3. Just the white meat

[Eugene]

4. He'll do it unless he goes off-script.

That can always happen with Trump. This should be too simple for even Trump to screw up, but he may just find a way.

[lagomorph777]

6. Are you referring to Manafort or Flynn?

Either way, I don't know if he's ready yet.

[JDC]

7. He will not pardon the turkey. If he does, he'll expect a formal thank you from the bird(s)

His base will eat it up if he doesn't. It will also dominate the news cycle as "outrageous" and contrarian-esque...."Unprecedented in modern times" blah blah blah. We'll have to listen to mindless droning and pundit bickering about what turkeys are FOR, how we SHOULD eat them, WHY do we eat Turkeys on Thanksgiving. Endless drivel about tradition under the auspice of "who knew?" and the Trumpanzess will somehow conveniently forget everything they ever learned in grade school relevant to the Pilgrims up until this point. Like Trump discovered Thanksgiving or something......He will then tweet that he puts the "thanks" in Thanksgiving and get 20 million likes and retweets.

[RKP5637]

8. Trump, will bite its head off or stuff it live into a turkey grinder like the guy

behind Sarah Palin in one of her speeches on TV. His popularity would go up with his deef supporters.

[bluestarone]

9. yea he will and

maybe try to sneak about a dozen more pardons under the table (if you know what i mean)

[left-of-center2012]

10. He'll pardon the turkeys, if ...

The turkeys must publicly thank him,
and praise his Presidency.

[Motley13]

11. Yes, but Tater & Tot will soon be executed

[uppityperson]

12. He'll search out and kill all the turkeys Obama pardoned

[MLAA]

13. No, he won't self pardon...he is saving it for Mueller indictments😬

[FSogol]

14. Do you think the turkeys will say thank you President Trump? They were headed for 10 years in jail!

[Lil Missy]

15. I think he will bite their heads off first.