Recently Uncovered Photo Dooms 'Star Wars' Star

[Beartracks]

Omg, this recently discovered photo shows Chewbacca grabbing Carrie Fisher's boob! No one has ever, ever seen this never-before published secret photo, which was certainly not done while the two stars goofed around on-set for the cameras, and was obviously not done with the young actress' consent as you can clearly see the sincerely horrified look on her face!! Chewie must never, ever be allowed to work again and must resign any commission he's received in the New Republic forces and should also have his space ship pilot's license revoked immediately!!1!



(We need a satire smiley)

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[Sailor65x1]

1. Nonsense!

Clearly there is Kevlar in her jacket; besides, she had it coming lounging around in that bikini!

Plus I hear she voted for Palpatine.

[Xipe Totec]

2. Et tu, Chuy? nt

[spanone]

4. oops, posted in wrong thread!

[DetlefK]

5. Carrie Fisher was a cocaine-addict at the time. Her allegation is totally not credible.

[snooper2]

6. Why does Chewbacca look angry all the time?

Single boob grabbing still make Chewbacca angry

[IronLionZion]

17. Wookie resting face

that's just how wookies look you racist bigot!

[oasis]

7. Note to anti-Frankenites: He's not tall enough to be inside.

So you'll have to continue milking the same old info.

[rusty fender]

8. We have a sarcasm smiley:

[treestar]

9. LOL

Still going on in the distant future in a galaxy far, far away.

[imax2268]

10. OMG...

Chewbacca needs to resign...

[Mrs. Overall]

11. I love Carrie Fisher.

[Trumpocalypse]

12. He should resign from the galactic senate immediately!!! nt

[BannonsLiver]

16. Welcome to DU.

I hope you enjoy your stay.

[keithbvadu2]

14. Looks like a pig snout photo-shopped inside.

[yuiyoshida]

15. I thought that was a Wookie greeting?

No?

[Louis1895]

18. Thanks everyone!

This post and comment thread just made my day and, probably, week!

I do miss Carrie Fisher!

[Chiyo-chichi]

19. The people of Kashyyyk will decide.