I hope Dotard is Time's person of the decade

Picture him in his prison jumpsuit on the cover of the 2020 Time. Oh man, I would LOVE an article following him through his prison day, complete with pics of him visiting his family and friends in matching prison outfits. A lengthy discussion about the gruel he is served twice a day. How he got lice and they had to shave his head (what do hair plugs look like when shaven?).