Trump to light National Christmas tree tonight

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

How will he fuck that up?

[underpants]

1. He'll open his mouth?

[PearliePoo2]

2. Is it wrong of me to hope for a...

An epic, electrical malfunction with "shocking" consequences for the 'switch-thrower'?

[monmouth4]

13. OMG, I was just going to inquire about short circuits, you read my mind! n/t

[chelsea0011]

3. Will the lights spell out KKK?

[Kleveland]

6. No, but the tree will be adorned with copious amounts of these:

[chelsea0011]

7. Ha Ha

[left-of-center2012]

4. It wll be the biggest, best tree ever

No previous President has lit a Christmas tree at the White House.

[MineralMan]

5. He will overemphasize the word "Christmas" many, many times.

It's a CHRISTMAS tree, people. A CHRISTMAS tree, goddamnitall!

[BoneyardDem]

8. I guess it's anchored in too tighty to tip over on him?

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. I thought they were going with a burning holiday cross this year. nt

[dembotoz]

10. We need to be sure he doesn't push the launch codes by mistake

Big red button here big red button there.. they look alike

[Permanut]

11. Following an old Christian tradition..

Jesus himself probably lit the first one.

[MFM008]

12. Any chance of extreme voltage

Taking him out?