Borowitz report - Justin Trudeau & pandas

[Motley13]

the last thing Canada needs with Americans pouring over the border

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/canada-fears-photo-of-prime-minister-with-pandas-could-worsen-american-refugee-crisis?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20113017&CNDID=4724138&spMailingID=12471006&spUserID=MTM4MDEyOTQ3NjcxS0&spJobID=1282776834&spReportId=MTI4Mjc3NjgzNAS2

The whole Borowitz report, lots of funny stuff

https://mail.yahoo.com/d/folders/4/messages/45324

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

1. "An unusually handsome man, especially

for one in government."

How true, how true.

[Doreen]

2. Can I sit on his lap to and get a hug like the pandas?

[Laffy Kat]

3. My heart be still.

JT was one of the best thing to happen for middle-aged American women's fantasy life. And yes, I know some his policies aren't as pretty as he is, but that's why it's called fantasy.

[Motley13]

4. I just know he is 1000 times better that the moron

& it sure doesn't hurt that he is a hunk

[Gothmog]

5. I love good satire

[smirkymonkey]

6. Oh man, did he have to go and do that?

Now he has gone and made himself completely irresistible!