Cops: Maryland police officer bites man's testicles in Baltimore

[Judi Lynn]

Source: WBAL/Houston Chronicle

Cops: Maryland police officer bites man's testicles in Baltimore
Saliqa Khan, wbaltv.com | May 6, 2015 | Updated: May 6, 2015 4:26pm

BALTIMORE —A police officer from a neighboring county faces an assault charge after he bit another man's testicles in a fight over a woman on Cinco de Mayo, according to charging documents released by Baltimore police Wednesday.

Baltimore City police officers were called to an assault call around 11:47 p.m. Tuesday.

According to charging documents, a man told police he was assaulted by two men, one of whom bit his testicles in the alley behind a bar named Looney's Pub.

A woman approached the responding officers to tell them she witnessed the fight, according to charging documents. Police said she gave description of the attacker who was wearing a blue and white polo shirt and cargo shorts.



Read more: http://www.chron.com/news/article/Cops-Maryland-police-officer-bites-man-s-6246794.php

[OldRedneck]

1. Every so often

Every so often I read something that defies comment.

[No Vested Interest]

6. You got that right. nt

[leftofcool]

2. Let me be the first to say, this did not happen in Kentucky.

No testicle biting in my State. We shoot our mothers here.

[951-Riverside]

3. C'mon! Who in the hell drops to their knees and start chowing down on a guy's nuts?

Who fights like that?



...what the hell is going on with these police departments?

[dhill926]

4. Looney's Pub.....

perfect!

[Ms. Toad]

5. Really sad when my first thought is,

That would make a great torts question on my next exam . . .

[KamaAina]

7. Now that took balls.

[840high]

12. HeeHee!!!!!

[angrychair]

13. ive heard some crazy stories

But that one is nuts

[angrychair]

14. some things

even Andrew Zimmern won't eat.

(Here all day folks )

[SummerSnow]

8. Cops are like some weird pod people

[Igel]

9. Beer nuts. n/t

[Coventina]

10. Are the Talibornagains going to demand the DP for this assault?

After all, the Old Testament calls for the DP against wounding a man's junk.

on edit: OK, I mis-remembered. Not the DP, just whacking off the offending member.
I guess remove all the guy's teeth?

[FlatBaroque]

11. NEVER

eat the nuts at a bar.

[dballance]

15. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you this wasn't in FL or TX /nt

[NBachers]

16. I hope he didn't have a mouth full of Habanero sauce.

[FailureToCommunicate]

17. He was just following the latest foodie fad: Appalachian Mountain Oysters

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I guessing lots of policemen are Teabaggers...

[Kip Humphrey]

18. Well, I guess we know who the real thugs are now!... and they're TEABAGGERS!

[cloudbase]

19. That's not the way

to eat crabs in Maryland.

[d_r]

20. oh come on people

its pretty easy to understand. He had a mouth full of ice cubes and he was trying to cold cock the sob.

[beevul]

21. That cop clearly got teste.

http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true

[tblue37]

22. Sometimes you feel like a nut! (Jingle to an old Almond Joy commercial.) nt

[frylock]

23. Just another psychopath on the force

FTP

[Judi Lynn]

24. Police: Off-duty officer bit man's groin during fight

Police: Off-duty officer bit man's groin during fight
| May 7, 2015 | Updated: May 7, 2015 7:48am

BALTIMORE (AP) — A Maryland police officer has been suspended after being accused of biting another man's testicles during a fight outside a bar while he was off-duty on Cinco de Mayo.

Anne Arundel County police say 31-year-old Cpl. Michael Flaig was arrested Tuesday in Baltimore. Police in the city say the victim accused Flaig, who was off-duty, of groping his female roommate. Flaig is charged with second-degree assault and public intoxication.

Police told local news outlets that during the fight, the victim straddled Flaig to keep him from getting away and Flaig bit his testicles.

County police spokesman T.J. Smith says Flaig's police powers have been suspended and he has been placed on paid administrative duties. Flaig didn't have an attorney listed in online court records.

http://www.chron.com/news/crime/article/Police-Off-duty-officer-bit-man-s-groin-during-6248184.php

(Short article, no more at link.)