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onehandle

(51,122 posts)
Tue May 26, 2015, 11:57 PM May 2015

Google Patents Eerie, Internet-Connected Stuffed Animals for Kids

Source: Slate

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Between targeted advertising and tailored search results, you may feel like Google knows too much about you already. This new patent isn’t going to help. Filed in 2012 and published last week, “interactive electronics that support social cues” are devices that react to the voice commands and movements of children. They’re essentially toys—but super-creepy ones.

The idea behind the patent is to coordinate Internet of Things devices like smart thermostats and TVs using an approachable figurine. “An anthropomorphic device, perhaps in the form factor of a doll or toy, may be configured to control one or more media devices,” the patent explains. When triggered by a voice command or movement, “the anthropomorphic device may aim its gaze at the source of the social cue.”

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This type of product isn’t unprecedented. There are already personal assistants that are always on, like the Amazon Echo, and interactive social devices for the home, like Jibo the family robot. But Google sure knows how to write a weird patent:

The anthropomorphic device may be a doll or toy that resembles a human, an animal, a mythical creature, or an inanimate object. The anthropomorphic device may have a head (or a body part resembling a head) with objects representing eyes, ears, and a mouth. ... By making ‘eye contact’ with the user, the user is presented with a familiar form of social interaction in which two parties look at each other while communicating.

Read more: http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2015/05/26/google_x_patents_internet_of_things_toys_for_kids.html



I'm trying to decide if this would have helped or hindered Josh Duggar.

Both?

Creepy, Google. Creepy.
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Google Patents Eerie, Internet-Connected Stuffed Animals for Kids (Original Post) onehandle May 2015 OP
The guys at Animal House wouldn't need to climb ladders. Spitfire of ATJ May 2015 #1
Haha. Or being in a scene in Blade Runner. Gregorian May 2015 #2
Just wait 'till these coordinate with the soon-to-arrive home robots. NBachers May 2015 #3
Looks almost like they are going for a patent on robots in general - djean111 May 2015 #4
Reminds me of "Super-Toys Last All Summer Long" kentauros May 2015 #5
Could be useful for a lot of kids with autism Blue_Adept May 2015 #6
I would think.. cannabis_flower May 2015 #7
I'm not sure these would be very effective nanny cams... PersonNumber503602 May 2015 #8

Gregorian

(23,867 posts)
2. Haha. Or being in a scene in Blade Runner.
Wed May 27, 2015, 12:36 AM
May 2015

They probably think they're Dr. Eldon Tyrell in their lab on their campus.

NBachers

(17,083 posts)
3. Just wait 'till these coordinate with the soon-to-arrive home robots.
Wed May 27, 2015, 12:51 AM
May 2015

"Mommy's mean - go get Mommy!"

"It's all Billy's fault - beat up Billy for me!"

"Make them sorry for what they did to me!"

 

djean111

(14,255 posts)
4. Looks almost like they are going for a patent on robots in general -
Wed May 27, 2015, 06:49 AM
May 2015

"The anthropomorphic device may have a head (or a body part resembling a head) with objects representing eyes, ears, and a mouth. ... By making ‘eye contact’ with the user, the user is presented with a familiar form of social interaction in which two parties look at each other while communicating."

I thought Teddy Ruxpin was creepy. This is magnitudes worse.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
5. Reminds me of "Super-Toys Last All Summer Long"
Wed May 27, 2015, 07:00 AM
May 2015
Super-Toys Last All Summer Long, the basis for the movie A.I.

Of course, these toys will become the basis for modern horror movies now

Blue_Adept

(6,393 posts)
6. Could be useful for a lot of kids with autism
Wed May 27, 2015, 07:30 AM
May 2015

You see a lot of things where they're adapting thanks to the use of ipads and other technology that helps them socialize and interact and learn in ways that they simply can't with other people.

cannabis_flower

(3,764 posts)
7. I would think..
Wed May 27, 2015, 08:33 AM
May 2015

they would be marketing them as nanny-cams. So parents can see if the babysitter is doing a good job.

PersonNumber503602

(1,134 posts)
8. I'm not sure these would be very effective nanny cams...
Wed May 27, 2015, 11:23 AM
May 2015

The head moving to stay fixed on you might give it away. Then even more so when it gets up and follows you into the other room.

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