Top MILF official succumbs to stroke

[jberryhill]

Source: MindaNews

MILF vice chairman for military affairs Aleem Azis Mimbantas had a heart attack and died at around 10:25 p.m. in a hospital.

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The MILF is still negotiating a peace agreement with the Philippine government. They recently reached a breakthrough on how the talks would move forward.

Read more: http://www.mindanews.com/top-stories/2012/05/04/top-milf-official-succumbs-to-stroke/

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The timing on this is pretty bad, since the talks had been stalemated for quite some time.

[crazylikafox]

1. I thought this thread was about Palin

[fuddyduddy]

2. Yeah.. me too..

Think these party names needs to be changed?

[yurbud]

7. Palin is a MIWFWYD

She is acceptable looking, but the Fargo accent and arrogant ignorant attitude are a splash of cold water on my libido.

[seabeyond]

17. ah.. no fuckin palin. what a bummer. lets find another woman to reduce to a fuck

isnt this so much fun

[Tommy_Carcetti]

22. Looks like somebody has a case of the Mooooondays!

Or, um, Fridays?

[Occulus]

28. Seabeyond could find sexism in a packet of activated yeast

Quite the accomplishment, considering.

[seabeyond]

32. and you wouldnt know what it was if it bit you on the dick....

that is what the thread is about? right? crude and vulgar and reducing us to a penis and a vagina.

goodie. so much fun

[Occulus]

39. after engaging with you I'm a lot less interested in whether i offend you

And other misandrists like you.

Seriously, seabeyond- you made me a lot less concerned about the whole issue.

All.

By.

Yourself.

[hifiguy]

49. +1 I did my time fighting MacKinnon/Dworkinites

tooth and nail back when I was in college. Been there and done that.

[ZombieHorde]

83. Seabeyond is not a misandrist.

She calls out privilege, and that makes some people upset.

[LanternWaste]

100. Easily swayed then, it seems.

"...you made me a lot less concerned about the whole issue. All. By. Yourself."


Easily swayed then, it seems.




Unless of course, it's simply more important to trivialize another person at the expense of one's own integrity...

[BainsBane]

102. calling out sexism is a misandry?

Get over your persecution complex. You sound like Mitt Romney.

[TroglodyteScholar]

69. Um, you do understand that this thread has nothing to do with that..?

I suspect you looked at it specifically because you saw MILF and wanted an excuse to attack someone.

Why bother?

so much fun.

[redqueen]

70. The term "MILF" means "mom I'd like to fuck"

So yes, it did start out with the subject being the idea that women are potential fucktoilets first and foremost (and politicians, mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, ... people... second).

Seabeyond is going one step further and introducing the male member into this delightful exposition of the level of DU's tolerance for sexism.

(And it'd be nice if the one person attempting to pretend this discussion is about anything but frat boy humor would cease with the disingenuousness. Check the replies. This was not accidental, and to attempt to act as it was is frankly insulting.)

[Occulus]

73. It means "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" in the context and content of the OP.

You and seabeyond (thankfully now locked out of the discussion) are making it into something it isn't, and if you weren't trying to threadjack, and club us all over the head with your transparent and pathetic little crusade, you'd be pointing out what the acronym means in the context of the discussion and the OP.

To do that, though, you'd have to be honest about that oh-so-sacred cow of yours, which you and seabeyond both patently are not.

A pox upon both your houses, redqueen. Like i told the other misandrist, I can bear your false outrage with enormous fortitude.

[redqueen]

75. Spare me. There were zero responses on topic before seabeyond said anything,

and the claim that the person who posted this did so in innocence and expected any other result is preposterous.

The sad thing is, it actually is at least related to a serious issue. But sadly, we can rely on seeing the kinds of responses which precipitated seabeyond's posts.

And we can rely on most people not giving a crap about the fact that this very behavior is part and parcel of the rape culture we live in.

Using this term about / around any woman, especially if you don't specifically know that they actually appreciate this unbearably original brand of 'humor', sends a message.

[Occulus]

77. How about you spare the rest of us?

Frankly, I just don't care any more WHAT you think or HOW you feel about it.

Get a grip.

[DutchLiberal]

97. Game, set, match!

[polly7]

76. You know, I've never heard a man describe me, or any woman I know, as how you just did ...

that's pretty disgusting. I feel bad for you that you can't see humour once in a while in some of these threads, because I've been around women OFTEN who've joked about men in exactly this way ....... some things really are harmless, and not as shockingly ugly as you want to make them.

[redqueen]

78. I feel bad for people who don't see how laughing at using a term like "mom I'd like to fuck"

to describe women who, unlike you, do not appreciate such sexist BS, enables and encourages rape culture.

Don't feel sorry for me. I'm glad I see this behavior for what it is. I see plenty of humor in things that aren't oppressive.

[polly7]

80. Potential *'toilets'?

Is that really how you see women being portrayed in a thread that's gone a little astray of the OP ......... in exactly the same way women have joked about men for all time? Like I said, you demean women 'like me' (who absolutely DO get the sexist BS when we see it) more than anything else that's been said in this thread.

[redqueen]

82. Write to Sarah Palin and ask her how she feels.

The first response was not about the actual story. It was dedicated to making sure women know their place. It enables and encourages rape culture.

You don't like Twisty's word for the way many women are treated, that's why I used it, it still has the power to shock in a culture in which women are mocked as if they were any random woman walking past a construction site, only instead of people calling it out as sexist BS, they all have a nice laugh.

You and whoever else are welcome to engage in whatever frat boy BS you like. I'm done debating it here.

[polly7]

86. Nah ...... I was just responding to the really ugly term

you chose to use here.

[DutchLiberal]

98. Oh, sweetheart, you just don't get it and need to be enlightened.

See, you've internalized the patriarchy's oppression. You clearly have serious self-respect issues for not recognizing this. Your laughing along with these jokes makes you an enabler of rapists.

































(Serial alerters: I was joking and polly knows I'm on her side.)

[zappaman]

92. "women are potential fucktoilets"

"fucktoilets"?
Now, I've heard it all!

[opiate69]

95. lol

[yurbud]

29. we'll change the game to MILTHALTRW

Mom I'd like to have a long term relationship with.

Except the acronym sounds a lot more like how Freud would describe some sexual disfunction in German.

[yurbud]

31. I am offended that there is no discussion of DILFs--WAY more offended than you are about MILFs.

[24601]

64. Dogs? whatever....

[Occulus]

65. Daddies.

[24601]

91. Thanks, who knew? Guess I don't meet the "ILF" criteria....

[yurbud]

66. dads

[edbermac]

3. That's the way I want to go out.

Succumbing to a MILF stroke.

[Skinner]

5. Rofl

[drm604]

8. You're bad

[seabeyond]

19. you would have to be able to get it up first....

isnt that so funny......

[edbermac]

30. That's no problem

[seabeyond]

33. tell me another locker room story. i dont buy it. the guys that talk the good game

generally cant follow thru.....

just sayin

[edbermac]

46. I didn't buy your response in the first place

Lighten up, Francis

[seabeyond]

47. no, Francesca. nt

[rhett o rick]

56. Is that an erectile dysfunction joke? Shame on you. nm

[snooper2]

57. This thread needs a hot video

&ob=av2e

[Beacool]

72. Rockefeller comes to mind.

Except that in his case it was a heart attack.

[Enrique]

4. imagine how pissed these people would be

if they knew what their name means in English.

[immoderate]

6. Someone got snuffed by a MILF? Is the movie online?

--imm

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. If you clicked on this thread, you are a 13 year old boy.

And you are sorely disappointed.

[yurbud]

35. I thought it was a frat boy judging a MILF contests who succumbed to his own strokes

and lost interest in his job.

[redqueen]

10. Time for a break from DU. nt

[jberryhill]

12. This is actually significant news

Despite the name, this insurgency has been going on for a long time, and it is remarkable that through sporadic outbreaks of violence, the government has been open to discussions with them.

[seabeyond]

18. fuck the news. making women into a fuck is SOOOO much more fun. giggle, giggle. nt

[jberryhill]

52. I'm not sure you know much about the situation in the Philippines...

But the government and the insurgents have to find a way to stop the violence.

[snooper2]

60. Here's your take a break music!

rock it!

[octothorpe]

11. I'm such a child when this group is in the news...

[guitar man]

13. ...

[Lucky Luciano]

71. yep! nt

[Dr Fate]

14. Something tells me the top-secret C.O.U.G.A.R. initiative is more effective than we thought.

n/t

[WilliamPitt]

15. Ow.

My brain.

[Javaman]

20. I think you forgot to include the word "fuck" in your post.

stop slacking.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

21. What do you say, Detectives McNulty and Bunk? (NSFW)

(Skip to 1:00)

[msanthrope]

25. From that scene onwards, I was a die-hard fan. nt

[seabeyond]

24. what? are we pretending it isnt about reducing women to a fuck? nt

[Javaman]

27. huh...

I guess you miss-read my post.

you forgot to say fuck yet again.

[seabeyond]

34. again... need to pretend all of a sudden not about reducing women to a fuck for your laugh? nt

[Javaman]

37. Man...

I guess you just aren't on your game today...

you didn't say fuck again.

[snooper2]

61. Here's some DILFs in this video I think, wouldn't want to leave the ladies out!

ENJOY!!!

(And they can DANCE!) ( 6 minutes 30 seconds in is the best part! )

&ob=av2n

[DisgustipatedinCA]

36. guess what? we get to giggle at whatever we want to giggle at.

By the way, I thought I liked to curse a lot. You fucking take the motherfucking cake. Fuck.

[seabeyond]

38. what are yu talking about. you have a problem with reducing women to a fuck? that IS what you

are gigglin about. reducing women to a fuck. and you want me to change fuck to a pretty word like sex or soemthing? cause you cant handle the vulgarity of reducing a woman to a fuck? really?

talk about laughing.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

40. sorry, but you're the one reducing women to "fuck", not me, and not the OP

It's a funny play on words that comes up everytime this MILF group gets in the news. Sex needn't really come into this conversation, except that you seem to insist on it. Sometimes a funny play on words is just that. Happy seething to you.

[seabeyond]

41. oh, disingenuous at its best. reduce women to a fuck and then deny you are reducing women to a fuck

fuck......

[DisgustipatedinCA]

42. and praytell, what am I, to you, "at worst"?

[Occulus]

43. Post #12 did nothibg of the kind and you STILL reduced it to sexism.

Why should any of us take you seriously?

[PavePusher]

45. Wow.

[seabeyond]

48. how consistent you men are reducing women to a fuck and then if a woman DARE be bothered, telling

them to lighten up

no.

[PavePusher]

59. How consistent you are at alledging you know what I think and feel, on zero evidence...

and then if I DARE be bothered, telling me off.

No.

Have a nice day.

[freshwest]

101. Can women reduce men to just a fuck? Honestly, do you believe it can be done?

[DisgustipatedinCA]

50. I alerted on your attempted character assasination, and I lost.

These things happen, and yes, I'm disappointed in the result.

I've both agreed with you and disagreed with you in the past. I've never alerted on anything you've written until today, and I did that because you accused me of misogyny, and because you accused me of being a liar. You're wrong on both counts, and you should feel some shame for slinging vile accusations; I know you won't feel any of that shame, but you've really lowered yourself with the false accusation you made. I think you have demonstrated that you will make things up to support the anger you're feeling, and I have adjusted my opinion of you and your character accordingly.

[DutchLiberal]

99. Welcome to the club!

I did that because you accused me of misogyny

It has become a very, very, very big club over the years.

[independentpiney]

23. I can't believe these guys still haven't come up with a new acronym yet nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

26. They are holding a conference to come up with a new name. You know where it's being held?

Fucking, Austria.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

[independentpiney]

51. I want to go there before I die

just to have been there.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

53. Well, if you can't afford to go there, go to Intercourse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

It's a lot cheaper.

[independentpiney]

54. I've been there and to BlueBall

or at least close enough to see roadsigns for them. Fucking, Austria is on my bucket list now

[Tommy_Carcetti]

44. This thread has breastfeeding pit-bulls eating cornflake chicken at Olive Garden written all over it

[independentpiney]

55. breastfeeding pit-bulls eating cornflake chicken at Olive Garden carrying concealed weapons even

[MrSlayer]

58. Doing all that while smoking at an execution.

Is where I draw the line.

[independentpiney]

62. Absolutely nt

[kentauros]

96. And STILL no love for kudzu...

[Ter]

63. ...

Why would they keep the name of that group?

[BlueIris]

67. One of the worst headlines ever. Especially for a death notice.

AWFUL. Copyreading to avoid this crap isn't that hard.

[joshcryer]

68. The author of the linked article is likely unfamiliar with American witticisms.

[Beacool]

74. This post went the way I imagined it would go.

[JackRiddler]

79. Good luck pretending there's going to be a discussion of the Philippines here.

And these are the smart, well-informed progressives.

[Occulus]

84. Someone tried, in post number 12.

One of the Misandry Maidens wouldn't hear of it.

[redqueen]

85. The jury says your grade-school namecalling is awesome!

[JackRiddler]

89. You will get no traction from me for your nonsense, so please go away.

The women who are angry about your sexist remarks weren't the ones who greeted this thread with totally juvenile extranea because of the coincidence of an abbreviation.

[jberryhill]

87. I'm genuinely impressed at how they've been managing this

I think the rest of the world could learn something about how, in a difficult situation, both sides do seem to have been dealing in relatively good faith, as far as these things tend to go.

It seems like the Philippines just dropped off the radar after the People Power revolution.

[redqueen]

88. Are there any other instances when this group has been discussed on DU

that you've treated it as seriously as you appear to be doing now?

Just curious. I know it's been discussed before, and I know sometimes it's a serious discussion, and sometimes it's people who act like frat boys. Just wondering if perhaps you've actually discussed this topic in a serious manner before on DU.

[Prometheus Bound]

90. The Philippines is now realising they have to defend their territory against an external foe.

Focusing on these internal struggles means the country with the world's fifth longest coastline has basically no navy. Just one WW2 ship the US was going to send to the scrapyard.

[flvegan]

93. Someone died, people.

Jesus.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

94. I know

Fuck.




Too soon?