Bill Johnson Sperm Scandal: Former Alabama Gubernatorial Candidate 'Obsessed' With Sperm Donation

[Galraedia]

Source: Huffington Post

Back in 2010, conservative politician Bill Johnson (R-Ala.) was focused on running for the governor. Two years later, his wife claims he is moving to the other side of the world to fancy a different lifestyle.

In a Sunday interview with the New Zealand Herald, Kathy Johnson told the newspaper that her husband has returned to the southwestern Pacific island where he made headlines in December 2011 for allegedly donating sperm to lesbian couples.

"He is obsessed with this," the former Miss America finalist told the Herald. "He doesn't want to stop."

"I will not chase him to the other side of the world so he can be a part-time father to children he created with other women," she said.

Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/05/bill-johnson-sperm-scandal-alabama-new-zealand_n_1484842.html?ref=politics

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...eww.

[DontTreadOnMe]

1. SpermGate?

Does he donate while hiking on the Appalachian Trail?

[usrname]

13. Nope, that would be

Mark Sanford.

[Joe Bacon]

23. I guess he's possessed by the HORNY GHOST!

[Rozlee]

39. Who turned him into the Sperminator.

[panopeagenerosa]

2. Republicans

are weird

[DJ13]

3. "Can I just donate until I need glasses?"

[Ilsa]

29. LOL!!! Thanks, I needed the laugh! nt

[Ken Burch]

4. Are we talking "Carpal-tunnel syndrome" obsessed?

[originalpckelly]

5. Come again?

[underpants]

49. Impressive

It took you longer than 8 to 12minutes to produce that little seed.

You deserve a hand.

[originalpckelly]

6. Doesn't come as a surprise.

[originalpckelly]

7. Another possible headline: Johnson Shoots.

[cloudbase]

40. But doesn't score! n/t

[originalpckelly]

41. Oh shit, no you didn't!

[cloudbase]

42. Aw, c'mon now!

If there was ever a setup line, yours was it. I couldn't resist.

[originalpckelly]

8. Scandals come and go...

Governors go and come.

[originalpckelly]

9. I've donated all the puns I possibly can today.

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[kestrel91316]

10. He whaaaaa????? Good lord. His poor wife.

[bluedigger]

11. Can you make a living at that?

I'm asking for a friend.

[DJ13]

14. If you have the right stuff you can make a fistful of money

[bluedigger]

15. I must have let a fortune slip through my fingers.

[Skittles]

18. SCHEDULING BOTH OF YOU FOR ASS KICKINGS

*EGREGIOUS*

[panopeagenerosa]

25. they're just

milking it for all it's worth.

[Skittles]

27. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ADDING panopeagenerosa FOR A THREESOME!!!

[amb123]

30. Well politicians do have a lot of PULL.

[WCGreen]

43. I guess he will come home limping...

I heard he is a big fan of pulled pork...

[loudsue]

19. HA!!! That was great!

Oh yeah.

[Mira]

24. I'm coughing

sputtering
and as you can tell I hope finding your response very humorous.

[nolabear]

12. Seems as though having the name "Johnson" went to his-er-head.

[Mz Pip]

16. Jerkoff. n/t

[Skittles]

17. SCHEDULING MZ PIP FOR ASS KICKING

AS SOON AS I AM DONE LAUGHING

[freshwest]

20. GOP family values. Did he leave any children in the USA for us to support?

[mentalsolstice]

34. No children here that I know of.

See downthread, I know this guy...

[Iliyah]

21. if this was a dem

[JI7]

22. Republicans are Weird

[Pachamama]

26. Hey, he is just spreading his seed....

[Historic NY]

28. Every sperm is sacred.

[mentalsolstice]

36. Ha! When I knew him, he was a devout Catholic.

So maybe he literally thinks that.

[salin]

31. This has got to be a form of egomania... wife says he donated over 50 times

over the span of a couple of months. The chronology isn't clear but sometime in this his wife had a hysterectomy and thus could not conceive.

Now in the name of 'helping others conceive' he is donating at a rate to possible have dozens of offspring?

Something seems more than a bit off with him.

[tanyev]

38. That's a lot of kids in a small country.

I hope they all know who provided their donor sperm before they get old enough to start dating.

[salin]

46. good point (eom)

[The Wizard]

32. Sound like the old spaghetti western

"Fist Full of Dollars."

[Turbineguy]

33. Polluting the planet

it's the republican thing to do.

[mentalsolstice]

35. I used to know this guy.

He and his "then" wife were neighbors of ours and we would dine with them pretty much weekly along with a few other neighbors. They have since divorced, and he moved to Montgomery, married the former beauty queen and ran for governor.

Back when we knew him he was very Romney-like, very plastic and empty. Well, I guess he wasn't totally empty, as we now know he was full of, er, sperm. His wife had a lot more personality, and I imagine the split was due to his politics among other things. I'm not surprised he's gone around the bend, or coming around the mountain as it were.

[frylock]

37. nice work if you can get it

[WCGreen]

44. Sowing the seeds of love..

&feature=related

[alp227]

45. He donates sperm to a couple who he thinks shouldn't be allowed to marry.

hmm. this look like he has a fetish beyond hypocrisy, if Johnson opposes gay marriage.

[timlot]

47. Obsessed?

[schmice]

48. He's got plenty of spunk.