Lawmakers deny park ranger's "making out" report

[brooklynite]

Source: KARE

ST. PAUL, Minn. - Two Minnesota lawmakers Wednesday vehemently denied a Dakota County park ranger's report that they were "making out" in a car in Eagan.

Rep. Tim Kelly of Red Wing and Rep. Tara Mack of Apple Valley drew the nuisance citations Aug. 25 from Dakota County Parks Ranger Jordan Moses, who encountered them in a parking lot at Lebanon Hills Regional Park in Eagan.

Moses told Kelly and Mark that they were double parked, because of the way their two cars were aligned. Kelly disagreed with Moses and took a photo of the cars. Moses subsequently issued them both public nuisance citations.

The public copies of those citations identify the cars involved, and the time of day, 4:30 p.m.. But they don't include the officer's notes. But another court document, a case register obtained by the St. Paul Pioneer Press, included a briefing notation by Ranger Moses. "Was making out with female in car. When I approached the female's pants were unzipped and pulled down."

Read more: http://www.kare11.com/story/news/local/2015/09/02/2-lawmakers-cited-for-allegedly-making-out-in-park/71569788/

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So, fumbling around in the dark for the car keys?

(p.s.: both Republican)

[Geronimoe]

1. A family values meeting

Inspecting family jewels.

[happyslug]

2. "Both are married to other people and have children."

http://www.citypages.com/news/minnesota-reps-tim-kelly-tara-mack-ticketed-for-making-out-in-a-car-7626244

[kay1864]

6. Given the (R), the reporter could have typed that without even verifying first n/t

[Historic NY]

3. No one would have know if they just paid the tickets......

I'm reasonable confident the ranger knows what making out is.

[geardaddy]

4. Except it's not dark at 4:30 pm

It was broad daylight.

PS Here are their photos:

[riversedge]

5. Republican "afternoon delight"

[geardaddy]

11. Ha!

Nice one!

[yellowcanine]

7. "When I approached the female's pants were unzipped and pulled down."

Ah shucks, they were just doing zipper research for the legislature.

[FSogol]

8. LOL, was it True Lurve?

[NBachers]

9. He was just getting ready to pack his document into her folder when they were coppus interruptus

Kelly said he had had simply met Mack to receive some documents when an officer approached their vehicle about a parking violation.


To keep you up with the other rebumplikkin scandal involving married lawmakers having an affair:

http://www.nbcnews.com/video/michigan-lawmaker-affair-hearing-begins-517347395643

[yellowcanine]

10. "Rep. Kelly said he met Rep. Mack in the Lebanon Hills Regional Park to exchange some documents"

I have heard it called a lot of things but that's a first. Anyway, sounds painful.

[Botany]

12. No doubt Rep. Kelly was trying to give Rep. Mack a "hard copy" of his documsnt

I will not bother but I am sure both of them were and are still "family value
Christians." In the past I bet they were against gay rights, planned parenthood,
and sex ed.

[Kennah]

16. I'm fixated on the innuendo that the phrase "Lebanon Hills Regional Park" conjures up n/t

[yellowcanine]

18. "Unzipped and Pulled Down" would be a great name for a rock group.

[Sunlei]

13. Their spouses will not be happy campers.

[NCjack]

14. Hope the park ranger has a body cam operating. /nt

[Angry Dragon]

15. kick

[Kennah]

17. Is "making out" really an appropriate term for a police report?

Seems there's so much more to choose from.

[yellowcanine]

19. "Frenzied Groping" ?

Would demonstrate a little more imagination on the part of the officer. OTOH, it is not a creative writing assignment.

[yellowcanine]

20. Surprised that Tim Kelly got out of the car to take a picture. Most people would try to

hide a woody like that. Maybe he deployed the old "let the shirt tail cover up the evidence" trick.