Trump Proposes Drug Test Ahead Of Next Debate With Clinton

[Stonepounder]

Source: Huffington Post

Donald Trump suggested that he and Democratic rival Hillary Clinton should undergo a drug test before their third and final debate on Oct. 19.

“Athletes ― they make them take a drug test, right? I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate,” Trump told the crowd at a campaign rally in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, on Saturday.

Trump went on to insinuate that Clinton might be using performance-enhancing drugs to improve her debate skills.

“I don’t know what’s going on with her, but at the beginning of her last debate, she was all pumped up at the beginning,” Trump said.



Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-drug-test-debate_us_58026056e4b0162c043c5e2d?section=&

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How about a psychiatric evaluation as well?

[SummerSnow]

1. Stupid mf'er. Her skills are better cause she is better than you.

[djg21]

19. This isn't about Hillary.

He's obliquely addressing the speculation about his sniffles at debates 1 & 2 being the result of cocaine use. Drug testing will never happen, so he will never be subjected to testing but will point out that he suggested it after he is criticized again for sniffling his way through debate number 3. Or maybe Hillary should double-down and agree to pre-debate drug testing and see what shows up in Trump's report?

[Qutzupalotl]

39. Trump has the cleanest urine, the best urine...

He got his lab results from a doctor you wouldn't believe.

You're right that Hillary should call his bluff.

[CarrieLynne]

56. i vote for hair, urine and saliva

lets get a complete picture for real

[meow2u3]

62. You forgot blood

Blood tests do a good job of detecting drugs, too.

Speaking of your premise of hair testing, the Toxic Tangerine's wouldn't show up with any because his is probably a hair weave!

[CarrieLynne]

64. LOL - I once had a candidates test come back as inconclusive due to "not human"

OTC pee i guess or animal I dunno but that would be awesome if his hair came back like that lol

[meow2u3]

70. Did the candidate get the pee out the litterbox?

Or did it come from off the fire hydrant?

Sorry, couldn't resist!

[CarrieLynne]

72. LOL i was dying to know if he like - followed a dog around with a baggie for a few hours lol

[djg21]

61. She should . . .

agree to submit to pre-debate drug testing if Trump discloses his income tax returns by Monday evening.

[TexasBushwhacker]

2. Another case of projection

People have speculated that he's been using cocaine because of all his sniffing during the debates.

[Native]

9. Projection - it's their entire strategy.

[bucolic_frolic]

3. Donnie, drink some coffee

You have 4 or 5 days ... just start now and keep drinking

[mpcamb]

58. Kinda wish someone had 3 oz of his urine from the first debate...

[wordpix]

71. he was snorting even more the second debate

Sounded like he had done a LOT of coke beforehand

[uppityperson]

4. K&R because wtf

[ColemanMaskell]

5. That's FUNNY (as in, humorous). But -- Didn't he say he won?

He's probably saying this because of all the cocaine allegations against him. Bet he would not actually take a drug test anymore than he'd release his tax returns.

[YOHABLO]

6. Yeah, cause we know Hillary is a big time cocaine addict. Yeah, that's what keeps her going.

[TheDebbieDee]

44. Snorting coke is the only way Hillary can carry out her busy schedule

of having people killed, running that international drug cartel that lands cargo planes full of blow in Arkansas and rigging elections all while running for President!

The Illuminati used to take care of all these things for her but I heard they are holding out for an increase in the minimum wage...

[onethatcares]

47. we all know it's HGH

that's why she exhibits signs of roid rage during the so called debates, you can see it in her eyes.

[Shrike47]

52. Meth, clearly meth.

[mnhtnbb]

7. I'll settle for The Donald's tax returns. Let's see those, Con man.

[Plucketeer]

24. Tax returns, drug tests, lewd behavior...

Donnie, how's about you two do the last debate STARK NAKED? I mean, I want to know EVERYTHING there is to know before I cast my vote! I'd love to see your dinky winky disappear from sight when Clinton lands a few devastating one liners.

[RKP5637]

33. And add psychiatric evaluations. Much would be revealed about Trump via a psychiatric evaluation. nt

[dawnie51]

8. WTF?

This guy needs hospitalization, seriously. He is a real danger, to ANYONE in his orbit. The crazy is very deep in this one.

[deminks]

10. ROFLMAO

[unitedwethrive]

11. He's clearly doing this since he knows that cocaine can't be detected after 72 hours (usually less)

and it's his way of trying to disprove those who said he was using cocaine in the first two debates. In my mind, it is his admission that he did take cocaine prior to those debates. I'm a physician, and his signs and symptoms certainly fit. At the very least, erratic behavior, uncontrollable sniffling and increased thirst certainly necessitate the inclusion of nasal cocaine use in the differential diagnosis.

[Native]

14. And he can still get a few lines in after the drug test but before the debate starts - a win-win.

[awoke_in_2003]

48. A hair follicle test would fix that. nt

[sofa king]

75. Only if he has any hair of his own.

That issue is also in question.

[niyad]

12. can I administer douche boy's test? I mean, I hate needles, and he makes me sick, and I have

never administered one before, but. . . what the hell. . .

[forgotmylogin]

20. STAB STAB STAB STAB STABBITY STAB!

Oh wait. Here's the vein... My bad!

[Moonwalk]

40. I'm sure you'd be the best tester ever! An outsider is what's needed here....

...to give a fresh perspective on drug testing. None of these crooked, insider doctors!

[jmowreader]

77. Drug tests are normally done with urine samples

Douche boy (nice name!) would never consent to an observed drug test like the Army gives because he doesn't want anyone to see his micropenis.

[niyad]

79. yes, a friend pointed this out this morning. ugh, no way I want to see that thing!!

[riversedge]

13. What happened to Trumps claim that she has low energy, not up to the jb??

Trump Has A Breakdown In New Hampshire And Accuses Hillary Clinton Of Being On Drugs

By Jason Easley on Sat, Oct 15th, 2016 at 1:06 pm
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http://www.politicususa.com/2016/10/15/trump-breakdown-hampshire-accuses-hillary-clinton-drugs.html

..............Donald Trump’s national meltdown tour continued in New Hampshire, where the Republican nominee accused Hillary Clinton of being on drugs and demanded that she take a drug test before the next presidential debate.

Video:

Trump said, “She’s getting pumped up. Let’s see. You know. Maybe? I don’t know. We’re like athletes right? Hey, look. I beat seventeen senators, governors. I beat all these people. We’re like athletes. Hillary beat Bernie, although it looked like Bernie got a little bit of a bad deal based on Wikileaks. Right? We’re like athletes right? So, athletes, they’re making them more and more. But athletes, they make them take a drug test right? I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate. I do. Why don’t we do that? We should take a drug test prior because I don’t know what’s going on with her.”

Since everything Donald Trump accuses Hillary Clinton of is an act of projection, the Republican nominee should be drug tested right away.

Voters are witnessing Trump have a nervous breakdown all across the country. Trump is falling apart. His accusations against Hillary Clinton are getting crazier every day. In his own mind, Trump sees himself as a world class athlete, not the screaming morbidly obese senior citizen who is a stroke waiting to happen. A drug test would be interesting because it would great to see what Trump is on.

[mobeau69]

31. "Donald Trump’s national meltdown tour..."

That's funny. I'm really enjoying all the laughs now that the election is over.

[Jon King]

15. Take him up on it

A drug test requires a person to urinate into a container while a monitor watches. Let him pull out his shriveled old thing and try to go while he is watched. What a filthy pathetic thing he is.

[Cryptoad]

16. After the way he acted in last debate. lurking around,,,,

if I was Hillary, I woiuld not go on stage until teh SS search Trump for any weapons

[Ccarmona]

17. How bout Drug Testing

His meth-ladden supporters.

[Johonny]

18. The onion appologizes for not making this up first

[niyad]

23. sadly, the Onion cannot keep up with, let alone get ahead of, the insanity that is trump

[wordpix]

21. no Don, YOU're the one who was snorting and lurking around, not Hillary

This guy takes any reasonable speculation about himself based on reality and turns his sights on Hillary as if she's the one having the meltdown.

[TryLogic]

22. Republicans always accuse Democrats of doing what they do or plan to do.

It is a clever strategy to create a finger pointing game that neutralizes the legitimate accusation.

[In_The_Wind]

25. Oh Donny Boy the pipes, the pipes are callin' ye.

[underpants]

54. Perfect

[HockeyMom]

26. Hair Drug Test for Trump

It can show drug usage farther back in time. Up to 90 days prior to test.

[Shrike47]

53. In his case, it might show he's made of polyethylene or whatever they make wigs from.

[HockeyMom]

73. +1000

[WhiteHat]

27. Yikes. This guy's random neuron fire might spew ANYTHING AT ALL

To Trump, 50+ years of serving the public interest = chemically-induced psychosis.

Doesn't that say everything about where Trump is coming from?

[TomVilmer]

28. Sounds like what Clyde tried with Mrs. Davenport

That was in Doonesbury - 1986/10/27. Stay Clean Clyde!

[Stonepounder]

29. Great find! Trudeau is a national treasure,

[TomVilmer]

34. Yep - and here are the Stay Clean part

Doonesbury 1986/10/10 - a pissing match.
(The system will not make me put those comics directly).

[muriel_volestrangler]

55. 30 years later, and hardly a word needs to be changed. Wow.

[tonyt53]

30. Would not be the least bit surprised if Hillary doesn't go ahead and do it.

The say "put your money where your mouth is Donald".

[Frank Cannon]

36. Best that she just ignore it.

Her campaign hasn't accused him of snorting cocaine, so she has nothing to gain by even responding to this.

Anyway, a drug test would be meaningless, since a urine test wouldn't detect it after 3 days and he could just do a few lines after he takes the test. She would have to demand a hair test, which can detect use over the last 3 months, but Donald would just twist that around to say that she's afraid to take a test for more recent drug use.

Finally, it allows him to call the tune on how the debate will be conducted, which is just feeding into his insanity.

Frankly, I don't care if the guy is snorting enough cocaine to kill a draft horse. It's his demented actions that are the real concern, and those are obvious to everyone. No drug test required.

[Zen Democrat]

32. This from the man who sniffs and snorts through debates? What projection.

[Equinox Moon]

35. "She looked all pumped up."

It is called being ready and well prepared!

[JHB]

37. For athletes, the test is for steroids and performance enhancers...

In the debates, everyone has performed pretty much as expected.

But if Don wants to prove his Mr. Sniffleupagus routine is not coke-related, he's free to take his own test.

[truthisfreedom]

38. Hilary was high on your utter stupidity, don.

You had just shot yourself in both feet and your little don.

[Wibly]

41. Good idea

I'd certainly like to know what is causing the Donald to sniffle so much.

As for why Clinton is tired after the debates, who wouldn't be after standing on a stage listening to that fool rant and rave for an hour and a half?

[True_Blue]

42. She should hop on this one

And insist on hair testing. He has time to get clean for any other kind of drug test. I would bet a year's pay he would come up dirty.

[Bear Creek]

43. Yup

Or a spinal tap. Supposedly coke leaves body fast.

[Botany]

45. The man is nucking futz

n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

46. I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

these guys do projection better than Sony.

[TomCADem]

49. Wow. So, He Is Saying He Lost to A Woman in a Roid Rage?

Trump is seems like he just sounding more and more nuts.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

50. To Whom My Concern ...

To Whom My Concern,

If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the most drug-free individually ever elected to the presidency.

Signed.

Harold N Bornstein, MD, FACG
Department of Medicine, Section of Gastroenterology

[pokerfan]

51. Honestly thought I was reading Borowitz or the Onion

[nolabels]

57. And the jokes keep writing themselves

[vercetti2021]

60. Lmao

Someone give this man a drug test instead. All that sniffing means coke.

[meow2u3]

63. Forget drug testing, tRump needs a brain scan

They probably won't find anything there, but it's worth a look.

[Rocknrule]

65. How many times did Adolf Sniffler sniff while saying this?

[Hekate]

67. Projecting again, Donnie. We all know by now it's your way of admitting you did it.

[Raine]

68. It's calling being prepared Donnie, you know where you feel the job you want is important enough

that you you study and practice. That way you can be at your best instead of wandering around looking like a half-witted morAn.

[Helen Borg]

69. Sniff!

[LisaL]

74. Which of course means he should be drug tested ASAP.

[Thinkingabout]

76. Hillary doesn't need the enhancing drugs, they would benefit Trump.

Hilaryb will do fine in the debate. Trump tried his best to throw Hillary off her game in the last debate, did not work.

I would like to see Trump explain how a person on minimum wage is going to put $2000 a year into an account and this will pay for their health care needs in their life.