Stone associate says he expects to face Mueller indictment in next couple of days

[Julian Englis]

Source: The Hill

A Roger Stone associate on Monday said he believes special counsel Robert Mueller will indict him in the next couple of days for giving false information to federal investigators, even as he tried to cooperate with the Russia probe.

“I’m going to be criminally charged,” Jerome Corsi said during a YouTube livestream. “As of today, right now, I expect to be indicted.”

Corsi, who called it a “perjury trap,” said he did “try to cooperate” with the Mueller probe, though the discussions ended up not advancing.

However, Corsi did not go into the full details about his version of events, stating that he wanted to know what the indictment would look like.

Read more: https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/416312-stone-associate-says-he-expects-mueller-indictment-in-next-couple-of

[George II]

1. oopsie.....

.....I think Mueller is road testing the indictment routine in advance of the big ones.

[bearsfootball516]

2. I hope so, but I'll believe it when it happens.

I’ve lost count of the number of “So and so is expected to be indicted soon” stories I’ve read I’ve read over the past few months.

[calimary]

3. Yeah, we've gotten our hopes up on stuff like this before.

But still, I say, "MAKE IT SO!"

I would LOVE to see that jerk Corsi AND his little pal Roger Stone in jail for the rest of their miserable lives. That would be such sweet justice! AND karma!

[jmowreader]

4. I can't think of a nicer guy to get indicted

For all those just joining us, Jerome Corsi is the rat bastard who invented swiftboating and stuck us with George W. Bush for eight years instead of four. I can think of a lot of punishments Corsi deserves, and most of them meet the Furman test for cruelty and unusualness.

For those keeping score, the four principles which determine whether a punishment are cruel and unusual are...

The punishment must not by its severity be degrading to human dignity
It must not be a severe punishment that is obviously inflicted in wholly arbitrary fashion
It must not be a severe punishment that is clearly and totally rejected throughout society
and
It must not be a severe punishment that is patently unnecessary

So...how does boiling Jerome Corsi in used motor oil fit with the Furman test?

Corsi has no human dignity, so we don't have to worry about that.
There's nothing "arbitrary" about boiling Corsi in oil. If we grabbed some poor innocent bastard off the street and boiled him in oil that would be arbitrary; Corsi is a by-name boilee.
The American people, including most Republicans, would enjoy seeing Corsi boiled in oil; we could probably sell tickets to the event, run it on pay-per-view, and use the proceeds to help pay for cleaning up the mess Shrub and Trump caused.
And it is most definitely necessary to boil Corsi in oil.

[Julian Englis]

5. So you really don't like Corsi? n/t

[jmowreader]

6. You would be correct in your assessment.

[FakeNoose]

7. These people are slime - lock them up!

[UpInArms]

9. I would happily donate the oil

It would bring me great joy

[UpInArms]

8. Liars gotta lie

Now for him to lie on 10 thread count sheets for the rest of his life

[SergeStorms]

10. If people tell the truth the first time....

there's no "trap" that can ever catch them. "Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." Stone and his gang of dirty tricksters have been flipping the bird to the law their entire lives. This time the law gets to flip them the bird, and they provide a nice birdcage to go along with it.