Giuliani Urges Mueller To 'Write The Goddamned' Report Already

[turbinetree]

Source: Talking Points Memo

By Kate Riga
December 13, 2018 10:01 am
In an unprompted phone call, Rudy Giuliani vented his frustrations after Michael Cohen’s sentencing to Yahoo News in a colorful tirade.


“Our strategy is … to do everything we can to try to convince Mueller to wrap the damn thing up, and if he’s got anything, show us,” Giuliani told Yahoo News. “If he doesn’t have anything, you know, write your report, tell us what you have, and we’ll deal with it. He can’t prosecute [Trump]. All he can do is write a report about him, so write the goddamned thing and get it over with now.”

Giuliani then turned his lasers to the just-sentenced Cohen, who will serve three years in prison for crimes including lying to Congress and tax evasion.

“Cohen is a completely dishonorable person. … I’ve never heard of a lawyer that tape-recorded their client without the client’s permission, and I’ve known some pretty scummy lawyers,” Giuliani said. “You don’t exist very long in the legal profession if you go around taping your client.”

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Feel the pressure there dude.....................feel the walls closing in......................feel the New AG of New York coming smelling around, think that 400 million rip off the state tax base is funny....................do you think your client lied on his deposition questions forms that took him over a year to fill out...........................your "guy" asshole is knee deep in shit.................

We are coming jerk off.....................we are coming...................and now he's throwing hissy fits because we took over the house, with a majority of them being woman....................


November 3, 2020 cannot get here fast enough.......................

[Just a Weirdo]

1. Mueller to 911uan911

"You want to go spend the rest of your life in prison, Rudy? Allllllllllllllllrighty then!" *unseals an indictment for Guiliani*

[Perseus]

2. and I've known some pretty scummy lawyers," Giuliani said.

He knows scummy lawyers because he is one...what is the saying? "God creates them then they get together"?

Giuliani is a scum, he moves around scums, that is why he can claim he knows them.

[PatSeg]

14. Exactly.

Giuliani and Trump come from a really scummy world and its unlikely that they know anyone who isn't scum

[mac56]

3. You scared bro?

[empedocles]

4. Ghouli stiill again

[George II]

5. Rudy - STFU! Are you concerned because a lot of this traces back to you??

[Renew Deal]

6. Confess and beg for mercy

It will be over in no time

[bearsfootball516]

7. Oh, I'm sure Mueller will get right on that.

[edbermac]

8. Shut your Goddamned mouth, Rudy.

And get back in your Goddamned coffin.

[RockRaven]

9. I think Rudy is worried he's going to get fired/be replaced/be on the outs w/ Trump...

and that by itself is no big deal, but his multi-million dollar consulting contracts with dictators, despots, and the like depend on him having the ear of the POTUS. After all, that is the influence they are buying. That will dry up the minute Trump breaks with him publicly.

[cstanleytech]

28. I think it's more like the Repugnant rot goes extremely deep and Rudy is worried that

if the investigation continues that his part in it will be uncovered.

[ailsagirl]

10. REALLY getting to him, eh?

[SummerSnow]

11. And Mueller urged Giuliani to go see a dentist.

[SCVDem]

12. How about you, Rudy?

Any lies to congress in your closet?

[TexasBushwhacker]

13. Rudy actually thinks Mueller give a shit what he thinks?

He's almost as delusional as Trump. Almost.

[blugbox]

15. tRUmp's lawyer just got sentenced to prison...

And now he's tRump's lawyer...

[Roy Rolling]

16. Ha Ha

Joke's on Rudy and all the others waiting for Mueller. There is no "report"

Mueller has been writing his findings all along, one indictment and guilty plea at a time.

When it's over, he may write a summary.

Mueller is playing chess, Trump is playing Candy Land.

[flibbitygiblets]

20. Trump is playing "Hungry Hungry Hippos"

[smb]

24. Trump Is Playing "Stroke The Mushroom" nt

[jmowreader]

17. What's going to be excellent...

...is when the report is finally issued and it recommends tossing Rudy in jail for his role in the Trump administration.

[Achilleaze]

18. republicans VIOLATE another of the Ten Commandments

And still republicans "claim" to be christians. Shame on them.

[Doitnow]

19. Rudy, tell your pal in the White House to stop breaking laws so that Mueller won't have to

be investigating a new crime every day.

[Nitram]

21. Gouliani is getting nervous. The suspense is killing him! He just can't take it anymore!

[LiberalLovinLug]

22. Rudy is quickly disolving what was left of any decency in his legacy

In spite of a lot of other negatives, he always had this reputation intact on being tough on crime. Too tough for some with his 'stop and frisk' laws. But also, as a prosecutor, he had a reputation as fearlessly going after the mob bosses, and organized crime. Now he works for one of the scuzziest criminals on the planet, making excuses for him daily. A client that takes orders from Putin, a foreign dictator (by all intents and purposes) and former head agent of the KGB Communist party, who is now also (by all intents and purposes) head of the Russian mafia.

[paleotn]

23. Hey, Rudy....

Fuck off.

[Mr.Bill]

25. It amuses me that they think Mueller

is going to hand over a binder with a "report" in it like some 7th grade book report, then just go away.

Rudy, the "report" is written and is still being written. It is being released. A little bit every week. Every week until scum like you and your boss are in jail. It will never be over, nor will it be anything you can just "deal with." You people are soooo fucked.

[dubyadiprecession]

26. Giuliani wants thunderdome!

I don’t think trump could handle being the bare chested one with a large metal helmet on his head.

[dawg day]

27. Uhh... Rudy... He's a prosecutor, not a "reporter".

He's going to do a whole lotta prosecutin' before he gets to "writing a report."

[FloridaBlues]

29. Be careful of wishing what you want Rudy.