Reports: Possible explosives in toothpaste on Russia-bound planes
Source: USA Today
The Department of Homeland Security is warning airlines to monitor toothpaste containers aboard flights headed to Russia for the Olympics, ABC News is reporting, citing a senior U.S. official who said the tubes could contain ingredients for a bomb. CNN and NBC News also were reporting on the advisory.
This is a breaking news update; check back for more details later.
Read more: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/02/05/toothpaste-russia-olympics/5235517/
Ed Suspicious
(8,879 posts)Titonwan
(785 posts)we ain't skeered enuf. EEEEEEE! BOO!
elleng
(130,874 posts)Information about the possible threat was picked up in a stream of intelligence that authorities have been analyzing in advance of the Sochi Games, which have been threatened by Islamist extremists.
The official said the decision to alert the airlines was made out of an abundance of caution and may likely be the first of many such bulletins issued related to possible threats in Russia.
Journeyman
(15,031 posts)You get the feeling at times, someone's just fuckin' with the DHS?
"And next, we make them scared of their deodorant -- but only the roll on kind!"
Demeter
(85,373 posts)It's a vicious circle.
And it makes the real terrorists feel ignored and neglected.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)but it is easy to fuck with someone who makes really dumb decisions. Remember when you couln't take a lighter on a plane, but you could take matches? Yeah, real smart guys over there at DHS.
Journeyman
(15,031 posts)so they made us dump all liquids into one common drum in the middle of the boarding area, potentially creating a giant bomb or toxic waste dump right in the middle of all the people they were charged with protecting.
There's a word for it. I believe "dumb asses" fits.
NYC Liberal
(20,135 posts)Will: Why?
Dane: Why, what?
Will: Why did it change?
Dane: That's a good question. Good. Because the FBI did tests and found that, uh, three ounces of liquids can't blow up an airplane.
Kenan: But, four ounces of liquid can still blow up an airplane?
Dane: Uh, we're still not sure on that. But what is important here is that three ounces can't. < turns to face Chris > So, uh, we're safe as long as we stick withthe three?
Amy: Well, what's to stop two people from each having three ounces, and then meeting on the plane to combine them? < smiles at her own level of genius >
another_liberal
(8,821 posts)What a load of thoroughly dubious bullshit. That's the kind of nonsense the NSA's "metadata" will give you.
Demeter
(85,373 posts)then they are just playing the colored warning game, to terrorize the civilians.
another_liberal
(8,821 posts)Exactly what it sounds like.
Blue Owl
(50,355 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)I tell ya what. I am going to start a chain of grooming aids stores that sets up right next to airports. It'll be called "fuck the TSA." Fly in, go to my store, buy all the stuff you need, then come back before you fly home and we mail whatever's left to you.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Gotta love the name at least.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)I'm thinking the letters "TSA" with a huge wood screw running right through them.
Kelvin Mace
(17,469 posts)If I were a "terrorist" I would engage in "violenceless terrorism".
All I would do would be to send emails to people talking about how I planned on carrying out various terrorist attacks:
- Create explosives using Elmer's Glue, glitter, Mentos and Diet Coke.
- Build real hand phasers, then disguise them as toy hand phasers, sneak them onto a plane, then disintegrate buildings as I flew past them
- Climb a pole next to an electrical transformer and reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, which would blow up the power grid.
- Build a Klingon Battle Cruiser in my basement, then attack an aircraft carrier (This ship would be crewed with REAL Klingons, not those turtle-headed monstrosities Roddenberry conjured up in 1979).
- Smuggle parts of a gun on board, disguised as pacemakers in two dozen people.
- Plan on replacing my intestines, pancreas, kidneys, and uvula with plastic explosive replicas, then detonate myself by running into a wall REAL hard.
- Create a completely fake religion, build it into a cash cow by swindling my believers, then infiltrate the government...oops, wait, that's $cientology.
The point is, just make shit up, these morons will believe anything.
Why go to all the trouble and effort of actually waging a terror campaign when you can make your enemies spend billions of dollars on bogus plots?
(Dear NSA dickweed:
This is an example of "satire". If you are unfamiliar with the word, please consult a "dictionary". That's "dik-shun-airy", a book that explains what words mean. Please consult a six-year if you need help)
another_liberal
(8,821 posts)Your computer is going to mysteriously start running slower whenever you go on the Internet. Strange, unexpected "updates" may also be requesting permission to, "Make changes to your hard drive."
(the NSA is not known for having a sense of humor)
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)After the inmates in Gitmo found out the effect a reported terrorist plot had on the US Government, they started inventing terrorist plots out of whole cloth. A logical person would think, "how could someone who had been cut off from the world in a prison seven thousand miles from home, and in the middle of the ocean to boot, find out about a fiendish plot that was supposed to take place this weekend?" but "logical" and "Bush Administration" haven't ever been used in the same sentence.
Titonwan
(785 posts)Nitro-glycerin is being put in Scope mouth wash. Caution: Avoid gargling. Swish VERY gently.
truthisfreedom
(23,146 posts)Sounds like Americans will be tasting a lot of it.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Or maybe cabbage
laundry_queen
(8,646 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)And you can't even bring mouthwash. Oh dear! It's a liquid!!!!!! And toothpaste tubes have plastic explosives!!!!!!!!
As Bruce Schneier puts it, it's nothing but security theater.
davidpdx
(22,000 posts)It certainly is possible to cause an explosion with enough of a liquid. Sounds like everyone is crying conspiracy.
WhoWoodaKnew
(847 posts)davidpdx
(22,000 posts)If something went wrong it would be devastating.
treestar
(82,383 posts)leftynyc
(26,060 posts)Are any of the people pooh poohing this getting on an airplane heading for Sochi? I guarantee not. Are there Muslim extremists who have been targeting Russia for years? YES. Would the opportunity to screw up the Olympics be too much to resist? I say probably. How many of us trashed the bush administration for not paying attention to assorted memos and warnings? I know I did. These people are no better than the freepers who think they're heading for a FEMA camp.
doc03
(35,328 posts)dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Russian Foreign Ministry spokesman, Aleksandr Lukashevich, has said media reports that explosives could be smuggled into Russia ahead of the Sochi Winter Olympics in toothpaste tubes might emerge because of a misunderstanding. Earlier reports were allegedly based on a US Homeland Security Department warning. It might be due to misunderstanding or wrong translation, Lukashevich said on Thursday, as cited by Interfax.
see 6 February, 2014 14,39 GMT here : http://rt.com/news/line/2014-02-06/