Bristol Palin Describes Drunken Brawl to Police in New Audio: ‘Get the F*ck Out of Here!’

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

Source: Mediaite



Minutes before the final Florida gubernatorial debate was set to air Tuesday evening, Wolf Blitzer broke into CNN’s live coverage to play newly-released audio of Bristol Palin recounting the alleged drunken brawl that took place between members of the Palin family and others at an Alaska snowmobile party last month.

CNN bleeped the numerous curse words in Palin’s statement to police, but according to the transcript posted to the website, here is what the uncensored version appears to be:

“Some lady with gray hair, who wants to push my 20-year-old sister — I’m going to defend my sister, she’s 20 years old. A guy comes out of nowhere and pushes me on the ground, takes me by my feet in my dress — in my thong dress in front of everybody — [and says] ‘Come on you cunt, get the fuck out of here. Come on you slut, get the fuck out of here. I don’t know this guy, I’ve never seen this guy in my life.”

No charges were filed following the incident and the Palin family has not publicly commented about it directly. However, in a Facebook message a week later, Sarah Palin did defend her “strong” daughter, saying, “my kids’ defense of family makes my heart soar!”

Read more: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bristol-palin-describes-drunken-brawl-to-police-in-new-audio-get-the-fck-out-of-here/

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Audio at link.

Yeah, I'm sure Bristol's version of events is entirely accurate.

I guess Palin's defenders are no longer going to try to claim there wasn't a brawl?

[louis-t]

1. Yes, I'm sure people just hate them so much that they

screamed at them to get out for no reason. Physically attacked them for no reason whatsoever. Gotcha. Yep, that's the ticket.

[frylock]

2. Barstool couldn't even remember hitting that guy in the face half a dozen times..

despite numerous witness accounts. i wouldn't take her testimony at face value.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. "Barstool"

[montana_hazeleyes]

15. I've got to double the

LOL re: Barstool. LOL

[Politicalboi]

3. I thought they were traveling

Why would the Palins want to celebrate Tawd's birthday with those hillbillies. Must have been another trashy family is what Sarah seemed to say in her Asparagus salad.

[malthaussen]

4. That graphic maligns a great American family.

The Clampetts were nowhere near as trashy as the Palins.

-- Mal

[zeemike]

19. That was my thought too.

The Clapets were good honest people...the Palins are trashy grifters.

[Suich]

5. What the heck is a "thong dress?" n/t

[Blue_In_AK]

7. I was wondering the same thing.

Certainly not the usual attire for Alaska ladies. We're more likely to be in our jeans, hoodies and XtraTufs.

[Cirque du So-What]

10. I was so intrigued by the term 'thong dress' that I did a Google search

All I turned up was 'thong dress SHOES.' My interpretation: she was wearing a thong under her dress and, since she has the same feeble grip on the English language as her mother, it got word-saladed into 'thong dress.'

[shenmue]

14. Maybe the ones with 'spaghetti straps'?

[Feral Child]

25. That was my guess, too.

Her dress got hiked up by friction, exposing her Walmart thong underwear.

Horrific mental image, like an ear-worm.

It's the equivalent of the "flowers" scene in the finale of True Detective.

[Warpy]

12. No pictures

but apparently it's the new trasharama fashion statement, a transparent dress over a thong and bra.

Keep it Klassy, Bristol!

[Cartoonist]

22. Perhaps she meant Prom Dress nt

[gvstn]

6. I have to admit that is worse than I expected.

Absolutely no manners. Nothing is her fault.

She got out of the limo to go pick fight with a "fucking" old lady with gray hair in order to protect the honor of her fourtee...erm...twenty year old sister.

How dare that guy try to get her under control and inadvertently expose her thong. He should have known better; what did he think she would be wearing under that dress--"fucking" gray haired old lady underwear?

[kairos12]

9. At least Jethro aspired to be a fry cook.

[herding cats]

11. Her thong dress?

The Palin's were dressed for a night at a strip club? Huh, that would explain some of the other party goers reactions to them.

[George II]

13. She left out the part where the turkey gets it's head lopped off in the background...

....during the interrogation (unfortunately the sound isn't too good - listening to that was a treat in itself!):

[KittyWampus]

23. Weirdest political moment in media EVER.

[Feral Child]

24. Hate her.

Wouldn't date her.

[llmart]

16. That family is like a train wreck....

I don't really want to know any more about them, but I can't help myself from clicking on the links. Guess I just can't help but wonder how far we've sunk in this country when Ms. Tundra Trash was chosen to run for VP. I'm still shaking my head at that.

[Hoppy]

17. Thank you William "The Bloody" Kristol and John McCain for the gift that keeps on giving.

[blkmusclmachine]

18. Down by the cee-ment pond!

[czarjak]

20. "Don't we know who we are?"

Or what?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

21. For the unedited audio, click here:

Ohhhh, you know you want to.

Cops Release Palin Family Brawl Report

which refers you to:

The Palin Brawl Police Tapes - Annotated Edition

Who Are These People? Help Crowdsource The Palin Clan Brawl Crime Scene Photos

If there is a deity, I want to thank him, her, or it for keeping any member of that family from holding an elected Federal office.

[Deny and Shred]

26. So the host gets punched and quite literally ...

... turns the other cheek - "hit me again if it makes you feel better" and she slugs him 4-5 more times.

Those Christian Family Values on full display.