Now there has been a lot of talk about the Ebola and FEMA camps

[underpants]

If you are like me you have some "friends" on Facebook from your past that post some really dumbass sh!t.
I have composed the following to mock, ridicule, and taunt them


Use/edit at your will



Now there has been a lot of talk about the Ebola and FEMA camps

As your "liberal friend" I probably shouldn't mention this but....

Those FEMA camps haven't been building themselves.

When you get to the Phase 1 facilities mention ~Agent Mike~ they will know who you mean and then drop my name.
You aren't getting out of the "Free Speech Zone" but you will probably get a bigger bunk and cleaner linen.



Okay -- acknowledgements and shout outs.
The accounting group has done a bang-up job moving the money for the Asset Intake Group (AIG) while still managing to lower the annual budget deficit since 2009. The $23 Billion "missing" in Iraq was problematic but the Golf course Areas Security Blackwater Actions Group (GASBAG) is doing well - see Sanford Fla./ Ferguson MO etc..

Good job to Info Tech (IT) and Human Resources (HR). We learned a lot from the health.gov roll out but we also collected a lot of data. Especially in those target rich Red States that didn't set up their own firewalls. Aside from the Kentucky bummer the culling should go well. HR did a great job of pulling back in our AmeriCorps "Eagles" for middle management. Two years in the making the transportation of the "illegal children" has surpassed all expectations. The control exhibited by the Tier Alpha employees driving the buses has been great. Not running over the future "campers" was excellent. Headcount helps in budget allocations.

We need to mention the National Planning Reach (NPR) group. Using the "tennis boom" of the Carter Administration-Borg/McEnroe project to construct the tennis courts with 10 foot fences will, as planned, be instrumental in Phase 1 collection. *NOTE* the Open Carry crowd was unexpected - we didn't plan on the lack of separation between gun and person in Phase 1. Lesson learned.


Marketing has done a great job of spreading the "Ebola at the voting booth" program. Should work well. Put a pin in that for after-action-review.

So my rightwing lunatic friend, no we haven't forgotten about you in fact you are the whole focus. ¡YOU are muy importante! Your media may have been leading you around by the nose and then dropped you on the whole gay marriage thing but we have not. We think about YOU all the time.

[grahamhgreen]

1. Quarantine Texas, already!

[underpants]

2. LOL

indeed