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cbayer

(146,218 posts)
Tue Nov 18, 2014, 01:28 PM Nov 2014

Seven Days Underground by Skinner. Excellent and fun read or re-read.

Time to pull this jewel out of the closet.

Enjoy!

Go to the link to see Day 2 and beyond.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/01/01/010127_7days.html

Seven Days Underground

Democratic Underground had its official launch on Inauguration Day, January 20, 2001. Much has happened since then. To mark the passing of our first week, we felt that our faithful visitors might like to read a SLIGHTLY EMBELLISHED first-person account of the highs and lows of launching an underground political website. by Skinner


DAY 1 (SAT) - A GIFT FROM MSNBC
On Friday night, we were up until about 3:00am getting ready for the website's big Inaugural Day Launch. We were hoping to be in bed by midnight, but our intern — a young radical from one of the local community colleges — spilled paint all over our banner at around 11:30, and we had to start from scratch. EarlG thought the intern was trying to sniff the stuff, and I wouldn't be surprised if it were true (he kept mumbling something about how "acrylic lasts longer than this latex crap", but we weren't clear on the context). The rest of us are too old for that sort of thing, but we'll keep him around because he is the only one here that knows anything about programming perl. (Fortunately, he got the "Nuclear Button" script working by 10:00pm, before the can of paint arrived.)

On Saturday, we met at our makeshift "office" in Northwest DC sometime around 11:00am. We were supposed to meet at 9:30, but the intern overslept. He showed up with his own homemade "George W. Ass" sign, but we wouldn't let him bring it to the protests — Newshound thought it was "off message."

We got down to Pennsylvania avenue around noon, and were fortunate to claim a prime location right in front of the press bleachers. Protesters were confined to a few "designated protest areas," and it seemed strange to me that one of those spots would be right in front of the media. I guess the communications geniuses in the Bush camp didn't think of everything. The other protesters seemed to be a mishmash of left-wing types: Some dancing polar bears to protest oil drilling in ANWR; Some free-Mumia folks; Anti-death penalty activists; A pretty large contingent of Seattle-style anti-globalization college kids; and even a guy on stilts to protest, well, I don't know what he was protesting. Like us, lots of folks were protesting how Bush stole the election, but there were far fewer of us than I expected. A sizable chunk of the protesters I spoke with voted for Nader. I thought, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be out here freezing my ass off in the rain. But I digress.

While ostensibly there to protest, our real motivation for attending the event was to get our banner on television. (We have no money, and this was the cheapest national advertising campaign we could come up with.) The banner was eight feet long by 3 feet tall, white canvas, with the words "DemocraticUnderground.com" painted in big, black letters. With luck, some Good Democrats would see it on TV and stop by our website, which at this point was sitting unused on a server somewhere in Atlanta (I think).

Sometime between noon and 1:00, EarlG's cell phone rang. His wife yelled into his ear: "Stop shaking the banner!" She, and about a million other people, were watching us on MSNBC. A preliminary count turned up exactly four messages on our discussion board. The first one: "Nice f------ discussion board. There's nobody here." By the end of the day, there would be nearly a thousand posts.

Eventually Dubya's limo drove by our part of the parade route. It was going so fast that the secret service guys were in a full sprint. We decided to pack it up and go back to the office. The intern stayed behind to get some more of "that quality doobidge from the polar bears."

Back in the office around 5:00, we discovered our message boards had become a virtual food fight, and our inbox was bursting with messages like: Your the people who are whats wrong with this country. Why dont you go back to Rusia? [sic] Plus, we'd sent over 2,000 angry emails to conservatives using our innovative "Nuclear Button" one-click activism system.

Spent the evening patting ourselves on the back. That is, all of us except the intern, who spent the evening eating 3 loaves of Wonder bread.

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Seven Days Underground by Skinner. Excellent and fun read or re-read. (Original Post) cbayer Nov 2014 OP
What a treasure this is to read. misterhighwasted Nov 2014 #1
Thanks. It is truly a treasure and I don't think it's been reposted cbayer Nov 2014 #2
Thanks underpants Nov 2014 #3
That surprises me, underpants! cbayer Nov 2014 #4
+1. Skinner, where's the pic of you and EarlG with the banner? pinto Nov 2014 #5
I have never seen that picture and would love to. cbayer Nov 2014 #6
Missed this the first time, so it's good for some of us you opted to post it now. Judi Lynn Nov 2014 #7
I would also like to see both Skinner and EarlG post more. cbayer Nov 2014 #8
My first days on DU... my son was 4, my daughter 12... ScreamingMeemie Nov 2014 #9
I love the picture and the memories. cbayer Nov 2014 #10
Anyone know what became of the intern? herding cats Nov 2014 #11
Would love an update on the intern, lol. cbayer Nov 2014 #13
THANKS, elleng Nov 2014 #12

misterhighwasted

(9,148 posts)
1. What a treasure this is to read.
Tue Nov 18, 2014, 01:40 PM
Nov 2014

I just posted a link to the admin page containing your question to Skinner.
Thank You cbayer for making this happen.
Great story & timeline.

Maybe a good thing for DUers to read through this considering where we are at this point in political time.
A re-cap of how we got from point A to point B & the evidence of such critical decisions made at the Top.

Great timeline..Great & Necessary Read.

The evolution of DU. Wow.




cbayer

(146,218 posts)
2. Thanks. It is truly a treasure and I don't think it's been reposted
Tue Nov 18, 2014, 01:55 PM
Nov 2014

for a couple of years.

It reminds me of why I love DU…. no matter what.

Judi Lynn

(160,524 posts)
7. Missed this the first time, so it's good for some of us you opted to post it now.
Tue Nov 18, 2014, 06:20 PM
Nov 2014

Noticed the similarity of the instant arrival of wingers to a storm of zombies. Very interesting.

It was so well crafted, I was disappointed when the 7 days ended. Absolutely would enjoy seeing more observations, comments, tales from the same personality.

Thank you.

cbayer

(146,218 posts)
8. I would also like to see both Skinner and EarlG post more.
Tue Nov 18, 2014, 06:31 PM
Nov 2014

They used to do more writing, but I suspect they have gotten too busy.

At least we get the 'toons from EarlG.

Glad you enjoyed it.

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)
9. My first days on DU... my son was 4, my daughter 12...
Tue Nov 18, 2014, 09:02 PM
Nov 2014

...and MrG was at my side. My daughter is now almost 25 and living so very far from home, and my son just turned 16 and is turning my hair grayer by the second, and not a day goes by that I don't miss my beloved.

And still, here is DU. Always changing, but somehow always seeming familiar.

Thanks for posting this. Memories.

cbayer

(146,218 posts)
10. I love the picture and the memories.
Wed Nov 19, 2014, 01:39 PM
Nov 2014

I am sorry for your loss.

I raised two sons and I am surprised that we all made it out alive. But it does eventually pass.

herding cats

(19,564 posts)
11. Anyone know what became of the intern?
Wed Nov 19, 2014, 02:58 PM
Nov 2014

That Wonder bread nom - noming, no coffee drinking, always ready for a tussle Newshound?

I found the synopsis of the first week of the site to be the best part.


DAY 7 (FRI) - A WEEK? ALREADY?
And so a roller coaster week had passed. Seven days felt more like seventy - probably because we'd worked about seventy hours each since the site launched. And so, to recap:

Day 1: Got wet. Got on TV. Received hundreds of personal insults.
Day 2: Received hundreds of personal insults. Had a fight.
Day 3: Discovered organized plot to shut site down. Ignored hundreds of personal insults.
Day 4: Insulted conservatives, each other. Disinfected message boards.
Day 5: Earned real money. Beer.
Day 6: Made new friends, relaxed.
Day 7: Received hundreds of personal insults. Wrote the whole thing down.

To be continued...


And thus the greatest message board for Democrats was born!

Added bonus content: I found the link to the very first Top 10 Conservative Idiots article! I'd never seen that one before.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/01/top10_2001_01.html

Thanks for sharing this with us, cbayer!

cbayer

(146,218 posts)
13. Would love an update on the intern, lol.
Wed Nov 19, 2014, 05:48 PM
Nov 2014

My guess is that nothing good has happened.

Thanks for the link to the Top 10. That is what initially drew me to this site. I was a member for a number of years before i ever made my first post. I came to read this and a couple of other things.

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