President Obama (and Sandra Day O'Connor & Jeb Bush) cracks jokes at elite Alfalfa Club dinner
... The president usually speaks last at Alfalfa, but the White House got him booked in the middle of Saturdays dinner. (He also joked that he had about 45 more minutes on the State of the Union that Id like to deliver tonight, and mused about his own promising future as an Al Green impersonator.) After his speech, he and Michelle Obama (in a flowing, violet dress) got the heck out of there, which left some guests grumbling and some speakers scrambling to jettison jokes that needed POTUS in the room to work.
SNIP
Its ironic, the retired Supreme Court justice quipped: Mitt is the Mormon but Newt is the polygamist. (Paraphrasing here, via guests who leaked the nights best gags.)
SNIP
With two presidents in the family, he (Jeb Bush) said, you got to deal with a lot of bossiness. If I say, Who put you in charge?, Dad says, The American people. And George says, The Supreme Court, five to four.
Musing about the 2012 GOP hopefuls, Jeb went on, The field was so muddled, at one point my brother was thinking about running again. George, I said, The Constitution prohibits you from running again. He said, Wow, they put my name in the Constitution?
SNIP
Full article here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/post/president-obama-attends-elite-alfalfa-club-dinner/2012/01/28/gIQATk33YQ_blog.html?wprss=rss_lifestyle
Edited to add...
MORE remarks from President Obama at the dinner here: http://obamafoodorama.blogspot.com/2012/01/excerpts-from-president-obamas-remarks.html
Hugabear
(10,340 posts)I can imagine Dubya saying that
soryang
(3,299 posts)This whole episode with Obama and the Bushes would be perfect for Jon Stewart or some other comedians to work up. They could "invent" the dialogue and jokes these bastards could make at the expense of Dumb Q Public:
"Ha, ha, they think there are two parties, ha, ha, ha, ha... and they think elections aren't rigged, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh that's a good one, we made schrub get out of the picture, ha, ha, ha, ha. He doesn't want Jeb to run, ha, ha. Wasn't that a part of the original deal, ha, ha, ha. Hope and change, ha, ha, ha. The 'Bush tax cuts,' ha, ha, ha...the 'Grand Bargain,' 'class warfare,' ha,ha..." "Reduce the defense budget, 'defense budget' get it?" "Democrats want to put people to work. Ha, Ha, Ha, ha... Barack, cut it out, stop, I'm gonna pee my pants!" "Jeb, get the nurse to change Dad's catheter bottle."