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Tx4obama

(36,974 posts)
Mon Jan 30, 2012, 01:07 AM Jan 2012

President Obama (and Sandra Day O'Connor & Jeb Bush) cracks jokes at elite Alfalfa Club dinner

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... The president usually speaks last at Alfalfa, but the White House got him booked in the middle of Saturday’s dinner. (He also joked that he had “about 45 more minutes on the State of the Union that I’d like to deliver tonight,” and mused about his own “promising future — as an Al Green impersonator.”) After his speech, he and Michelle Obama (in a flowing, violet dress) got the heck out of there, which left some guests grumbling and some speakers scrambling to jettison jokes that needed POTUS in the room to work.

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It’s ironic, the retired Supreme Court justice quipped: Mitt is the Mormon — but Newt is the polygamist. (Paraphrasing here, via guests who leaked the night’s best gags.)

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With two presidents in the family, he (Jeb Bush) said, you got to deal with a lot of bossiness. “If I say, ‘Who put you in charge?’, Dad says, ‘The American people.’ And George says, ‘The Supreme Court, five to four.’ ”

Musing about the 2012 GOP hopefuls, Jeb went on, “The field was so muddled, at one point my brother was thinking about running again. ‘George,’ I said, ‘The Constitution prohibits you from running again.’ He said, ‘Wow, they put my name in the Constitution?’ ”

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Full article here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/post/president-obama-attends-elite-alfalfa-club-dinner/2012/01/28/gIQATk33YQ_blog.html?wprss=rss_lifestyle



Edited to add...

MORE remarks from President Obama at the dinner here: http://obamafoodorama.blogspot.com/2012/01/excerpts-from-president-obamas-remarks.html


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President Obama (and Sandra Day O'Connor & Jeb Bush) cracks jokes at elite Alfalfa Club dinner (Original Post) Tx4obama Jan 2012 OP
Jeb's second joke is kinda funny Hugabear Jan 2012 #1
Suggested Jon Stewart skit soryang Jan 2012 #2

soryang

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2. Suggested Jon Stewart skit
Mon Jan 30, 2012, 01:23 AM
Jan 2012

This whole episode with Obama and the Bushes would be perfect for Jon Stewart or some other comedians to work up. They could "invent" the dialogue and jokes these bastards could make at the expense of Dumb Q Public:

"Ha, ha, they think there are two parties, ha, ha, ha, ha... and they think elections aren't rigged, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh that's a good one, we made schrub get out of the picture, ha, ha, ha, ha. He doesn't want Jeb to run, ha, ha. Wasn't that a part of the original deal, ha, ha, ha. Hope and change, ha, ha, ha. The 'Bush tax cuts,' ha, ha, ha...the 'Grand Bargain,' 'class warfare,' ha,ha..." "Reduce the defense budget, 'defense budget' get it?" "Democrats want to put people to work. Ha, Ha, Ha, ha... Barack, cut it out, stop, I'm gonna pee my pants!" "Jeb, get the nurse to change Dad's catheter bottle."

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