Crackpot Utopia: The Year in Republican Crazy, Part 1

[TexasTowelie]

Crackpot Utopia: A dream world as envisioned by republicans; a manifestation or expression of the deranged, warped alternate universe inhabited by republicans, at least in their minds. See also: Bachmannism, Boehneresque.

1. Princess Liz Cheney tries for the Smoothie of the Year Award

Since we're talkin' about crazy crackpot folks, why not start back in early January with the Cheney Princess, Liz, and her surprising -- and then surprisingly brief -- candidacy for the office of U.S. senator from Wyoming, the old home state of her Dr. Strangelovean Daddy Dick. Liz coulda been a contenda, or at least she thought so . . . at least for a while.

First, for purposes of frame of reference, here's a sample of Princess Liz speaking the crazy via Twitter:

Rarely do I disagree with best VP ever* but @SarahPalinUSA is more qualified than Obama and Biden combined. Huge respect 4 all she's done 4 GOP.
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* "Best VP ever" = Daddy Dick -- Ed.

-snip-

2. "Miss Beck regrets" -- Crazyspeak of the Year nominee No. 1: Glenn Beck

Also back in January, eternal misanthrope and conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck put on a faux hairshirt and went on Faux News to confess to Mistress Megyn Kelly about his role in polarizing the United States Of America better than Tokyo Rose ever dreamed.

I remember it as an awful lot of fun and that I made an awful lot of mistakes, and I wish I could go back and be more uniting in my language. . . . I think I played a role, unfortunately, in helping tear the country apart and it's not who we are.

- See more at: http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2014/12/crackpot-utopia-year-in-republican_19.html

[czarjak]

1. Glenn,Glenn,Glenn...

Had a lot of fun "making mistakes"? You knew what you were doing, liar.

[HoosierCowboy]

2. Just upset because....

....he's no where as good as Colbert or Stewart and he knows it.