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Demeter

(85,373 posts)
Thu Mar 26, 2015, 07:15 AM Mar 2015

Classic Dave Barry from 1995

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS WHILE EATING OR DRINKING...YOU COULD CHOKE TO DEATH WHILE LAUGHING

http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article16061147.html#emlnl=Dave_Barry_Newsletter

This Dave Barry column was originally published Sunday, March 5, 1995


The problem with hunting, as a sport, is that it's not competitive. A guy with a shotgun squats in a swamp; an unarmed duck with an IQ of maybe four flies overhead; the guy blasts the duck into individual duck molecules. Where is the challenge here? Where is the contest?

Fortunately, I have a solution...

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article16061147.html#emlnl=Dave_Barry_Newsletter#storylink=cpy
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Classic Dave Barry from 1995 (Original Post) Demeter Mar 2015 OP
I also recommend reading Dave Barry Does Japan. djean111 Mar 2015 #1
 

djean111

(14,255 posts)
1. I also recommend reading Dave Barry Does Japan.
Thu Mar 26, 2015, 07:51 AM
Mar 2015

Even funnier, if one has been to Japan. Priceless.

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