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Trump to Give Every Supporter at Rallies Aluminum "Freedom Bat"
We're pretty much where this could be a real headline and not the satire it is. Trump could convince his supporters up was down, left was right, and peace was war. Welcome to Dystopia U.S.A.
Trump to Give Every Supporter at Rallies Aluminum "Freedom Bat"
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential frontrunner and megalomaniac billionaire Donald Trump announced he planned to give every supporter at his rallies a complimentary "Freedom Bat." Trump promised the Chinese-made aluminum baseball bats would be gifted to supporters at all rallies to protect everyone's freedoms from protesters.
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"Now let's get back to how all of your problems are the fault of the poor and brown people, and not super-rich predators like me robbing you blind every single day of your miserable hate-driven lives," explained Trump to a cheering crowd.
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Trump to Give Every Supporter at Rallies Aluminum "Freedom Bat" (Original Post)
LS_Editor
Mar 2016
OP
It's pretty bad. How do you bring so many angry, delusional people back from the brink?
LS_Editor
Mar 2016
#3
merrily
(45,251 posts)1. Gives a whole new meaning to "batshit."
6chars
(3,967 posts)2. I honestly wasn't sure
if this was going to be satire.
LS_Editor
(893 posts)3. It's pretty bad. How do you bring so many angry, delusional people back from the brink?
Trump supporters are getting bolder every day with acts of violence.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)4. Obama could stop Trump dead in his tracks by simply endorsing him.
Jus' saying.............
ChazInAz
(2,556 posts)5. How many remember
George Wallace's "Hard Hats"?