Caption This Photo! Jason "Foot Ouchy" Chaffetz

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http://crooksandliars.com/2017/05/caption-photo

Jason Chaffetz wheels in from his pre-existing condition surgery to steal health insurance from 24 million. Let's make it a meme!

Don't forget that whatever Congress does to YOUR health insurance today, they've exempted themselves from the effects of their own horrible actions.

Put your meme caption in comments before 4:00 pm Pacific Time; winner's meme will be photoshopped and appear in tonight's open thread at 8:30 Pacific Time.

Judge's decisions are final.

Driftglass came up with:

"Stealer's Wheels" and

"The Wheels on the Putz Go Round and Round."

Do better than that.


The contest they were having is already done and over, but I figured we'd get a kick out of this anyhow.

[mercuryblues]

1. here's the pic

Normally I am a pretty sarcastic person. But just looking at this pic, all I can come up with asshole putz gets medical care he just voted to deny others. I hope he fucking falls off that thing.

[forgotmylogin]

2. Hm.

Outpatient orthopedic surgery: $15k-20k.
Mobility scooter: $289.95
Post surgery pain medication: $75
Affordable insurance that covers all this: Not for you.

[Lars39]

3. Maybe physical therapy, too....so another couple of thousand easy.

[BigmanPigman]

4. I hope that thing lacks brakes and goes off a steep cliff

into a pool of ACA recipients with pre-existing conditions (who can still afford the "luxury" of cell phones).