Trump Accepts Larry Flynt's Ten-Million-Dollar Offer for Information Leading to His Impeachment
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Just minutes after the publisher Larry Flynt offered ten million dollars in exchange for information leading to Donald Trumps impeachment, Trump contacted Flynt and said that he would gladly provide the information himself in exchange for the cash.
According to Flynt, shortly after their phone conversation Trump sent him a voluminous number of e-mails, phone records, and other evidence of impeachable offenses, after which Flynt wired ten million dollars to Trumps Swiss bank account.
That was a lot easier than I thought it would be, to be honest, Flynt told reporters.
The swift denouement to Trumps tenure in the White House raised more than a few eyebrows in Washington, with some insiders wondering if Trumps eagerness to accept the ten-million-dollar payment indicated that his net worth was considerably smaller than he had professed.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-accepts-larry-flynts-ten-million-dollar-offer-for-information-leading-to-his-impeachment
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(20,219 posts)Because I totally believed it! (Didn't notice it's the brilliant Borowitz.)